Hi-ho Ravage! Awaaaay!
Bit late with this, but Happy New Year, everyone! Do anything interesting? Drink anything particularly foul? Wake up anywhere strange?
I ended up having a spontaneous party at the boyfriend's house. It was me, the boyfriend, pixypixymisa , and three of my other female friends. I proposed an orgy, but nobody thought that was funny. I got strange looks. Then we went back to...doing whatever. I'm not exactly sure what we were doing at that point, actually. I suspect it was pre-Mao. We watched movies, played board and card games, and just generally hung out.
I did end up waking up next to another woman and wondering what the hell happened that night, but that was only until I remembered that we didn't have enough beds for everyone and said female friend is uncomfortable sleeping alone in strange places. She did make me breakfast, though. That was awesome.
After she left for home, pixypixymisa was still sleeping so my other friend and I went back to bed. At like...2 PM, we woke up and decided that we needed to play with toys.
Dang, Commish, that is one sweet ride you got there. Stylin' in Gotham. The Bat won't be insulting your police cruiser now, will he?
I was terribly amused that Commissioner Gordon's hands were exactly the right size to fit on Oil Slick's handlebars.
"MY OWN CLON--wow, you're really badly built."
"Give that back. I need it to strangle you."
Note that Starscream in the background is contemplating boobies and that Generations Blurr is about to get a very unpleasant surprise. Creeper!wave strikes again!
For once, Sideswipe and Sunstreaker are playing nice with poor 'Bee. Mech needs some love every now and then that isn't coming in the form of Skywarp and bondage. They made a jump rope out of twine!
(Long Haul later tried to jump rope. It was terrible. I think Sideswipe is still recovering from the gigglefit.)
Shockwave and Blurr ended up falling over due to strategically-placed dog tail, and so Creeper!wave is molesting the poor speedster.
And you can't see it very well, but Oil Slick is doing some sort of sexy dance-thing.
WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?!
The first attempt to transform Jazz from robot to vehicle without instructions went rather poorly. He ended up spending the remainder of the night as Car-enstein. You would not believe how difficult it was to get his feet to cooperate with us on standing upright. He kept pitching forward at odd moments.
Sadly, I somehow lost his other speaker-thing the night I got him. We think it was in my friend's car, but...I've pretty much given up on finding it. The remaining speaker is in the bits bag, along with everyone's guns and various other body parts. Jazz doesn't need them. He has two huge stereo speakers he can hook up if he feels like it. And a tape deck, bow chicka bow wow.
I'll take "Rejected Alternate Transformations" for $200, Alex.
When someone has never seen Grimlock's robot mode, it's fairly amusing the transformations they can come up with. We agreed that this one was VASTLY superior to any other mode he had. Then we transformed him correctly...
...and introduced him to Bitchtimus. Poor guy can't get a break.
Oddly enough, this is the only picture that lets you see the glory that is Whirl. Sexy rotors are go. They even spin when he's in alt mode (you have to press a button). Mrowr.
Hi-ho Ravage! Awaaaaay!
D*CONS: the first giant robot boyband. pixypixymisa posed them like this after pulling Skywarp out of the Decepticon bag and noticing his strange leg positioning (Doritoscream was my doing, though). They don't want your heart, baby. They just want your energy sources.
pixypixymisa : Look, they have a fanboy!
Oh Rodimus. Even you have better taste than this.
At some point between these two pictures, Brawl wandered off to go lay on the floor by my leg. Apparently I had something shiny in my pocket or something.
Sunspot is apparently practicing for the role of Odette. Ballet!jumper and Swan!spot are currently atop my chest of drawers, still dancing.
"I can't live here. This is insane. There are security holes everywhere, the dog keeps conspiring with the Decepticons, and we don't have a permanent base! Oh, my aching processor..."
"Don't worry, Red. I'm sure it can't be all bad. I mean, at least she's working on getting you an Inferno."
Day One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now.
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever)
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two images that describe your life right now, and why.
Day Ten: One confession
I'm going to steer away from dead people on this one. Really.
1. My little brother. He's the coolest person in the world, and it just means so much to me that he wants to hang out with me at all.
2. My boyfriend. As much as we complain at each other, I love him dearly.
3. Cheating here, but the Gumi. You all have helped me grow as a person. I probably wouldn't be half the person I am today if I hadn't had you all (and the boyfriend) there to tell me it was okay to be me.
4. Katie. She's just awesome. I always have huge amounts of fun with her, and she's the only person I feel like I can actually have fun shopping with. She's also responsible for Car-enstein and Grimderp up there, as well as about half of the poses for everyone else.
5. Daina. We're not together much, but I love her to bits. We're almost complete opposites, and yet we get along swimmingly. She's one of my oldest friends, and I just always feel so comfortable with her.
KATIE. If you are reading this, friend me so I can friends-lock this post!
EDIT: I am too easily amused.
Feel free to steal if you feel like it.
I ended up having a spontaneous party at the boyfriend's house. It was me, the boyfriend, pixypixymisa , and three of my other female friends. I proposed an orgy, but nobody thought that was funny. I got strange looks. Then we went back to...doing whatever. I'm not exactly sure what we were doing at that point, actually. I suspect it was pre-Mao. We watched movies, played board and card games, and just generally hung out.
I did end up waking up next to another woman and wondering what the hell happened that night, but that was only until I remembered that we didn't have enough beds for everyone and said female friend is uncomfortable sleeping alone in strange places. She did make me breakfast, though. That was awesome.
After she left for home, pixypixymisa was still sleeping so my other friend and I went back to bed. At like...2 PM, we woke up and decided that we needed to play with toys.
Dang, Commish, that is one sweet ride you got there. Stylin' in Gotham. The Bat won't be insulting your police cruiser now, will he?
I was terribly amused that Commissioner Gordon's hands were exactly the right size to fit on Oil Slick's handlebars.
"MY OWN CLON--wow, you're really badly built."
"Give that back. I need it to strangle you."
Note that Starscream in the background is contemplating boobies and that Generations Blurr is about to get a very unpleasant surprise. Creeper!wave strikes again!
For once, Sideswipe and Sunstreaker are playing nice with poor 'Bee. Mech needs some love every now and then that isn't coming in the form of Skywarp and bondage. They made a jump rope out of twine!
(Long Haul later tried to jump rope. It was terrible. I think Sideswipe is still recovering from the gigglefit.)
Shockwave and Blurr ended up falling over due to strategically-placed dog tail, and so Creeper!wave is molesting the poor speedster.
And you can't see it very well, but Oil Slick is doing some sort of sexy dance-thing.
WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?!
The first attempt to transform Jazz from robot to vehicle without instructions went rather poorly. He ended up spending the remainder of the night as Car-enstein. You would not believe how difficult it was to get his feet to cooperate with us on standing upright. He kept pitching forward at odd moments.
Sadly, I somehow lost his other speaker-thing the night I got him. We think it was in my friend's car, but...I've pretty much given up on finding it. The remaining speaker is in the bits bag, along with everyone's guns and various other body parts. Jazz doesn't need them. He has two huge stereo speakers he can hook up if he feels like it. And a tape deck, bow chicka bow wow.
I'll take "Rejected Alternate Transformations" for $200, Alex.
When someone has never seen Grimlock's robot mode, it's fairly amusing the transformations they can come up with. We agreed that this one was VASTLY superior to any other mode he had. Then we transformed him correctly...
...and introduced him to Bitchtimus. Poor guy can't get a break.
Oddly enough, this is the only picture that lets you see the glory that is Whirl. Sexy rotors are go. They even spin when he's in alt mode (you have to press a button). Mrowr.
Hi-ho Ravage! Awaaaaay!
D*CONS: the first giant robot boyband. pixypixymisa posed them like this after pulling Skywarp out of the Decepticon bag and noticing his strange leg positioning (Doritoscream was my doing, though). They don't want your heart, baby. They just want your energy sources.
pixypixymisa : Look, they have a fanboy!
Oh Rodimus. Even you have better taste than this.
At some point between these two pictures, Brawl wandered off to go lay on the floor by my leg. Apparently I had something shiny in my pocket or something.
Sunspot is apparently practicing for the role of Odette. Ballet!jumper and Swan!spot are currently atop my chest of drawers, still dancing.
"I can't live here. This is insane. There are security holes everywhere, the dog keeps conspiring with the Decepticons, and we don't have a permanent base! Oh, my aching processor..."
"Don't worry, Red. I'm sure it can't be all bad. I mean, at least she's working on getting you an Inferno."
Day One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now.
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever)
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two images that describe your life right now, and why.
Day Ten: One confession
I'm going to steer away from dead people on this one. Really.
1. My little brother. He's the coolest person in the world, and it just means so much to me that he wants to hang out with me at all.
2. My boyfriend. As much as we complain at each other, I love him dearly.
3. Cheating here, but the Gumi. You all have helped me grow as a person. I probably wouldn't be half the person I am today if I hadn't had you all (and the boyfriend) there to tell me it was okay to be me.
4. Katie. She's just awesome. I always have huge amounts of fun with her, and she's the only person I feel like I can actually have fun shopping with. She's also responsible for Car-enstein and Grimderp up there, as well as about half of the poses for everyone else.
5. Daina. We're not together much, but I love her to bits. We're almost complete opposites, and yet we get along swimmingly. She's one of my oldest friends, and I just always feel so comfortable with her.
KATIE. If you are reading this, friend me so I can friends-lock this post!
EDIT: I am too easily amused.
Feel free to steal if you feel like it.