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Niche: You belong as far away from me as is humanly possible. Because I follow you everywhere, shouting "Yes, my son?!", you get a little creeped out. I miss you, though, and I do wish we could bond over some cup of tea. Do meet me at the corner store sometime and... hey! Where are you going ( Read more... )

Good ol' Rump.

What's there to say about you? You're a deceptive drunkard who has no life save harassing poor, beautiful women... oh, and stealing their children. God loves you, son. God loves you.



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YAY! I got him to become my husband

Ha ha, that is hilarious

I get to be Mrs.Drewcore

Drew Won't Marry me!

That bastard!!!!
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What Did I Do Today?
Okay I woke up. I watched cartoons. Then I got sick of watching cartoons. I checked my e-mail. Then I laid back down and listened to some music. I think I was listening to Madonna. I dunno this month I've been listening to Madonna a lot. I went and ate breakfast. Blueberry morning and Orange juice. Then I went and groomed ( Read more... )

i'm so bored! I want something to do!
Ha ha i'm watching red man and method man living with these rich white people. Ha ha. Its so cool. Red man was like there like the fucking brady bunch. There white as hell. Ha ha. That is fucking funny. Good stuff. These white girls are asking what red man wants in a girl. Ha ha he said c cups were small. WHAT ( Read more... )

The word of the day is...

ERECTION!!!

The definition of erection in the webster dictionary is the act of erecting. Or something erected; a construction. And also the firm and enlarged condition of a body organ or part when the erectile tissue surrounding it becomes filled with blood, especially such a condition of the penis or clitoris. In ( Read more... )

"Carrie loves me because I post in my Live Journal a lot and Carrie learns from it!"
Dude! I got an award. How rocking is that. YAY! I'm happy. I feel special now. Okay well other than that. Life is boring as usual. I need to get a social life. Seriously. I have no life what so ever. Ha ha. Damn this state! I hate Texas. It sure does blow, a big one ( Read more... )