[FIC] Nom Nom; Bang Bang - Chapter 1 - Don't worry! Zombies are looking for brains; you're safe...

[seiyoku]

Title: Nom Nom; Bang Bang
Author: seiyoku
Chapter: 1/?
Rating: Hard R
Genre: AU post apocalyptic zombie battle. Black comedy/almost crack
Warnings: ZOMBIES! So the usual, blood, gore and violence, character death, swearing and dark humour (I take no prisoners. No character is safe from hilarious knee-slapping ridicule)
Fandom: J-pop
Bands: Kat-tun

Comments

[silverrain184]

Bwahahaha of course zombies dance with Michael Jackson! Why didn't I realize that before. Thanks for making me wiser!

You already know that I really like your writing style and of course this one's no exception!
Oh my, superhero douchy Jin...this promises so much fun! He should try wearing his underwear on the outside!
Blowing-things-up-Ryo sounds like fun and I like Yoko for his evil drama character smirks so I can really picture the trio.

I really don't know why, I'm not into horror movies and actually a scaredy-cat when it comes to this shit but zombie ff's (as rare as they are) draw me like a magnet...yes, I'm weird.

I wonder what's with that crazy priest^^ You're really a tease with your previews!

Now I'm looking forward to either of your updates!

[seiyoku]

I know, right. That is what they do in their free time.

So glad you liked this one, and how it is written. It is something a bit different for me. I don't normally do all out comedy - I try and be witty which probably falls short a bit - but trying to make something about every paragraph is rather hard.
I think I should give Jin a cape that he can run around in. He'd probably like that. Feeling all important and stuff. And ah, I am so in love with Yoko. Hate the band and he shouldn't sing, but he is always such an asshole. And I looove the assholes who bite bitches in bars and kick them out of taxis and proclaim themselves as chauvinists. *snuggles them*

I don't really pay much attention to horror things either, but I love zombies. And there are not enough zombie fics out there. Or comedies.

The Priest is amazing. One of my fav characters!

Thank you for stopping by and leaving your thoughts.

[silverrain184]

god, give him a cape and spandex and THEN make him feel like the king of the world...I'll laugh forever~
should be even harder for him then to find anyone who'd suck something else than his blood LOL

I agree, there're a lot who shouldn't sing, yoko's an excample. Can't find anything appealing with the band as well~
Uh, yes, assholes ftw! scandal bitches to the front! A bowl of popcorn and every sunday evening's saved.

Yes, not enough zombie fics and comedy and even more awesome you combine it. Really like your sense of humor, I'll enjoy this a lot.

Btw, love the chapter title - says it all^^

[silverrain184]

ooooh, and not to forget the zombie flies!!!
like seriously, THAT'S A SMART QUESTION!! haha

[luna_truths]

This... was utterly fantastic! I couldn't help but giggle while reading this. Which probably isn't a healthy thing to do, when reading about a zombie apocalypse. Oh, and you killing Yamapi.. which caught me off guard completely. I whined a bit when I read that, but then giggled again with the description of a dead fish. It was kind of awesome.

Ahh.. Ryo and Yu.. Yes I can totally see every bit of this happening. You have a way of writing, that I envy. Seriously, envy. And... Really Jin.. Really? Zombie fleas? I guess this can be possible, although really weird. I can't wait for the next update!

[seiyoku]

I think all zombie apocalypses should come with mandatory giggles. I don't think I have seen a single zombie movie where I haven't pissed myself laughing, so I think it is perfectly healthy ;)
Dead Fish Eyes kinda shocked me too. I was just ranting and having Jin being a bitch and it all just came out without much thought at all. Then I realized that fangirls would probably want to kill me for it, so I left it in there. Poor Yamapi.

Ryo and Yu are awesome. So... stupid. Ha. I shall have to find a way to have them get a side story or something. Just to highlight the epicness of their idiocy. And thank you, I am glad that you enjoy my long ranting attempts at writing.

My Jin muse would like to tell you that you won't be laughing when the zombie fleas get into your bed and eat you alive.

Ha. Thank you for your comment, m'dear. Greatly appreciated.

[luna_truths]

Every zombie apocalypse should come with giggles. Yeah.. now that I think about it, I'm pretty sure I laughed at almost every zombie movie I've seen. Yes. Watch out for the Pi fangirls, they might just end up killing you. Jin's funny when he's being a bitch though. So this whole thing really worked out perfectly.

Yes. You should have a side story. Because that would be seriously awesome, and I would probably laugh more at that. Your very welcome, I was quite serious when I said I envied you, my writing never comes out sounding anywhere near as awesome as this. >.< Lucky!

Eh? Yes, if zombie fleas were in fact eating me alive I would not be laughing, I would be screaming and possibly crying.

[wintry_dreams]

So, I never read J-fiction because I'm A) convinced it's overrun by poorly written slash fics or B) about *insert idol here*/random fan. But I was bored and scrolling through Jent (I think?) and got stuck on Zombies -- I saw it, was intrigued, scrolled past, and then came back. I couldn't resist, so I decided to give it a go, and within the first...ahh, I don't know, but at some point, I was hooked.

I can quite honestly say it's because of your writing style, your characterisation of Jin, and how good of a writer you are. I hadn't expected Jfics to be completely devoid of good writers, but I'll admit, I was caught off guard by how well-written this is. It's been years since I reviewed a fanfic, I don't even know how to do it anymore

[seiyoku]

Hi

[wintry_dreams]

Ah, fanfics. I think I might have ventured into a couple of them before this (both Jin-related, does that say something about me? >.>), but didn't really have any "omg, this is brilliant!" responses to either. I am proud to be picky, haha. You turned out a zombie fic just as I was having zombie cravings! I'm a writer as well (not of fanfics, but just random drabbly things that sit around on my computer forever) and I got a little in the story and was all OMG I WANT TO WRITE HERE TOO. So now I blame you for the desire to write about zombies wreaking havoc. I also blame you for wanting half-zombie!mutated!freak of nature!Jin to have his dirty way with me. Or someone else. Anyone else. What I wouldn't give to have Jin in a dirty Hollywood movie where he strips down and gets naughty. Or just a porn would work for me as well.I love his epic douchiness -- it makes me want to go back and read little bits and pieces of it that I loved. The interaction with Ryo and Yu was particularly hilarious. LMAO. I love how Jin's all "the

[danixai]

Loving the new fic!!! Jin looking as a half humen and zombie is hot. ^^

[seiyoku]

He is rather hot, isn't he? A few sexy scars never hurt anyone. *drools a bit*

Thank you and glad you enjoyed.

[chatacat]

All I can say is... MOARR!!! =D
And lol at the graph!!!

[seiyoku]

The graph is amazing, isn't it!? I lol'ed so much when I saw it.

And thank you for taking the time to comment. Greatly appreciated.

[chatacat]

No worries! =) I really like your writing style here... and you totally got me hooked when you off'ed 'dead fish eyes' and Jin's little monologue lol XD I love your Jin but at the same time I also want to whack him on the head for being such a douche. Cant wait for your Kame to appear!

[seiyoku]

Dead fish eyes had to go! I mean, who could really pass up the chance to make fun of sushi?!
As for whacking Jin over the head you'll have to take a number and get in line. He's such a... well... douche! lol.
And Kame... hmmm, somehow, considering that I actually think he is more of a stuck up douche than Jin, he always manages to get the cooler end of my stories. Not too sure how that happens. But he'll waltz on into it soonish.