[Public // Voice]

[sekaitoonajide]

Well, hello, people of the Skies! Are you all having a good day?!

I hope you are, because it's time once again for the Sekai Saionji Special Show!

I'm sorry that I didn't properly answer everyone's comments last time, as it turns out that work had swamped me something fierce, but I did listen to every single comment you gave me, don't you worry!

Comments

[drinkitlovelife]

Something better next time.

[sekaitoonajide]

I'll do my best!

[drinkitlovelife]

You know, you should talk about mysterious incidents that happen around Reial. I have a few friends who would be very interested in things like that. If disappearing islands is too soon, then maybe mysterious figures who show up in seemingly random places to rescue passersby!

[sekaitoonajide]

Ooooh! I'll have to certainly investigate that! That sounds too juicy to pass up!

[mygunsareon]

... what the hell?

[sekaitoonajide]

...What? You don't like Radishes?

[gypsymothdance]

Are you sure that being told you looked like a radish is a compliment?

[sekaitoonajide]

Well, Radishes are kinda cute, aren't they? I mean, if you squint maybe, but...

You know...

I never really thought whether or not it was a compliment. I kinda just took it as it was. I don't think Mom would insult me, and she always had weird tastes... Marrying Dad would be a good example. It's not everyday that a cook marries a mercenary.

[gypsymothdance]

Um... I don't really see what's cute about a radish, but I guess your mom probably wouldn't insult you... and they're not ugly, I guess. They're just radishes.

[sekaitoonajide]

But...but...

They look triangular, and radishes sort of look like turnips too, which are, in a way, sort of cute.

/trollin

[ceilingitou]

Leeks also make good weapons.

*trolls right back*

[sekaitoonajide]

Leeks? I never thought of that before! I guess if you got a huge bunch of 'em they could work really well!

You could also try fencing with 'em. I know that Mom and I did that once, when I was a kid. My leeks broke, though.

[karmauberalles]

...who in their right mind would use a radish as a weapon?

[sekaitoonajide]

Have you ever gone shopping late at night and was attacked by a bunch of jerks trying to steal your money?

I tell you. It's not as good as a knife, but when a radish's all you've got, it makes one hell of a good weapon.

[karmauberalles]

Oh, yes. As an improvised weapon, they'd probably work well. I wouldn't put my life on one, though.

[sekaitoonajide]

Neither would I. I'm more fond of knives, myself.

Especially in dark alleys--most muggers can't tell the difference between a kitchen knife and a short sword, so it's always pretty convenient.