I really need to start remembering things so I can hold them over people

[selbsportrait_a]

-how you broke 3 of my glasses, and my pantone mug that was a gift from my mom
-how you melted my deceased great aunt's tupperware
-how I'm the only one who's ever cleaned the shower
-how I can't sleep because you're so loud
-how I was the last person to clean out the fridge, and SCRUB MOLD OUT OF IT

and how you've never apologized to me. ever.

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[spellcoats]

Roommates can DIAF