Title: In My Linen (You Are Skin Again)
Author: selectivelyurie
Beta: moceanu
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Ryan/Brendon
POV: Third
Summary: All he wants to do is kiss every square inch of Brendon’s body, wants his lips to be as feather light and almost nonexistent as when Brendon is writhing beneath the sheets for that ghosting stimulation.
Disclaimer: Don't know, don't own. ( Read more... )

I seriously cannot listen to Shawn Harris sing and not get insanely inspired. That man has the most beautiful words, I swear. So I was listening to 'From 24C' and towards the end of the song I noticed I was tearing up for reasons I have not yet decided and this spawned:

( phantom )

I seriously cannot comprehend how much epic is being contained within the ryrossaurus chat but oh my god. OH MY GOD!

( i clicked a link and i JIZZED IN MY PANTS! )

Title: Can I Have Your Number? [s/a]
Author: selectivelyurie
Beta: my_obsession_xx
Rating: PG
Pairing: (one-sided) Ryan/Brendon
POV: Third
Summary: CRACK Brendon really wants Ryan's number.
Disclaimer: Not true, don't own.
Author Notes: This is based on MAD TV's Can I Have Your Number? skit that makes me laugh entirely too hard. This is merely a poor attempt at recreating it. ( Read more... )

I'm entirely too lazy tonight, but I guess a cut might be needed so blah blah blah.

I love shamelessly stealing things from people. Well, not really, but I love ivesia19 and lolab and all of their epic awesomeness and I'm really scatter brained at the moment, so I figured I might as well jump on the bandwagon and let you guys know what I might possibly have in ( Read more... )

Title: Criss Angel Is Such A Douche [s/a]
Author: selectivelyurie
Beta: my_obsession_xx
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Ryan/Brendon (past Ryan/Keltie)
POV: Third
Summary: “Ryan Ross, just because people like Criss Angel aren’t as magical as you, it doesn’t mean you have the right to laugh at their misfortune,” Brendon scolds.
Disclaimer: Not real (although the drama totally is! \o/), ( Read more... )

Title: Orange You Glad I Saved You From The Piranha-nas? [s/a]
Author: selectivelyurie
Beta: xoarianne_ilyxo
Rating: G
Pairing: Ryan/Brendon (implied Jon/Spencer)
POV: Third
Summary: KID!FIC Adventures in Spencer's backyard the Amazon reveal that Brendon is terrified of piranhas...
Disclaimer: Don't own, don't believe.
Author Notes: I started writing this for moceanu because I love ( Read more... )

Title: He Was Just Hanging Around [s/a]
Author: selectivelyurie
Beta: my_obsession_xx
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Ryan/Brendon
POV: Third
Summary: The one where Ryan totally kills Brendon's phone somewhere between Salt Lake and Denver and has to make it up to him.
Disclaimer: Not real, don't own. Warnings for: bus-ninja!Jon, suspended blowjobs, horrible titles and um... the ( Read more... )

Title: Shameless
Author: selectivelyurie
Beta: my-obsession-xx
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Ryan/Brendon
POV: Third
Summary: PWP. Ryan groans because, seriously, they haven’t left the bed in over two days they’ve been having so much sex...
Disclaimer: Not real, don't own.
Author Notes: So I got iced in today and everyone knows that no school = porn. Obviously.

( They’re on Ryan’s bed, fresh out of the shower and still with wet hair... )

Title: Gravity Fail
Author: selectivelyurie
Rating: PG
Pairing: Ryan/Brendon
POV: Third
Summary: FLUFF. Ryan Ross has numerous epic Brendon related fails.
Disclaimer: Not true, don't own.
Author Notes: I blame ivesia19 yet again. She is brilliant, what can I say? Also, a special thank you to xoarianne-ilyxo and my-obsession-xx for (somewhat) betaing and for being so incredibly hilarious/supportive/ ( Read more... )