Comments | self_nemesis: Lance Hardwood, Sex Architect

self_nemesis

Lance Hardwood, Sex Architect

Oct 31, 2007 13:24

So I've been having some unfun pain issues down in my man-business recently ( Read more... )

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this is a serious post, but fortune_cxxkie October 31 2007, 18:08:42 UTC

the part about that being your high school love life all over again.. HILARIOUS.

as for the serious part, i hope everything is definitely ok there. you need the boys to complete the set :) and no one likes pain anywhere in those areas!

Re: this is a serious post, but self_nemesis October 31 2007, 18:55:33 UTC

you have to laugh at it.

the worst part is, i really like thinking about sex. but now when I do,
I immediately think of my pain. sucks.

Re: this is a serious post, but fortune_cxxkie October 31 2007, 19:10:24 UTC

well dammit boy, when this is all over and done with, you best work extra hard at making sex = fun again! ;) double-time!

Re: this is a serious post, but self_nemesis October 31 2007, 20:11:55 UTC

sounds good. the underlying condition of being a man is thinking sexythoughts. why must you take that away from me, fate!

johnnydestructo October 31 2007, 21:25:38 UTC

wow. we've been friends so long that our manchunks are synching up.
though i'm sure you'll have better luck with yours, buddy.

what movies are you watching tonight?

self_nemesis October 31 2007, 21:50:30 UTC

I've got BURIED ALIVE with Tobin Bell, in which a group of twentysomethings head up to the old mansion of one's great grandfather, a mining baron who buried his still-living first wife in an underground chamber with all his gold.

A century later, her decayed butt gets freed by a graverobbering thief (Bell), she grabs an axe and things get crazy.

I also have the zom com FIDO, set in a future where zombies have been captured and tamed into serving humans as a slave race, complete with electric shock collars.

johnnydestructo November 1 2007, 14:16:41 UTC

hey buddy, i assume you've already watched the WANTED trailer?

what did you think?

self_nemesis November 1 2007, 14:41:06 UTC

where's Mr. Rictus at? where are the supervillains?
why are they JUST assassins? i confused.

you should rent Fido. nice different take on zombies
and it stars our old friends Dylan Baker and Carrie Anne Moss. takes place in an alternate 1950s America, with milkmen and beautiful cars, etc.

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