A Peek Into My Childhood

[self_nemesis]

When I was still very small and becoming curious about the outside world, asking questions about how Santa Claus delivered toys to every child the world over in one night, my Mom told me something rather disturbing

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[fortune_cxxkie]

well thats insane!

my mother, being an old school woman from italy, told me the scariest things that were obvious lies about sex. but because she told me them from a really young age i was really really fucked up with sexual stuff for a very long time.

haha probably still am

[self_nemesis]

If I have a daughter, I plan to use the same scare tactics as your mom. I'm gonna tell her that sex makes your legs fall off.

Yeah, that's the ticket.

[fortune_cxxkie]

hahahahaaha

seriously.. it works. ill be fucked up for life haha... ha.... ha..

oh :(

hehe

[self_nemesis]

sounds good to me.

during my single dating phase, I was laying in bed post-sex with a one night stand named Amber. as we lay there in the grey dawn light, she starts telling me about her effed up childhood and how she's sorta messed up because of some strange events that sounded awful to me. I felt really,
really bad.