.OO1. ♉ [TEXT]

[selfconfidented]

-- adiosToreador [AT] began trolling ??? [???] --

uUUUUUUUUUUH,
tHERE ARE A COUPLE THINGS OF INTEREST, tHAT i NEED TO ADDRESS,
a FEW BULLET POINTS, iF YOU WILL,

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1/?

[eightshoutpoles]

[what]

2/?

[eightshoutpoles]

[WHAT]

3/4

[eightshoutpoles]

[WH8T]

[standard filter]

[eightshoutpoles]

N8TRAM.

What the fuck kind of 8ullshit 8re you trying to spread h8re????????

text; someone has to tell poor tavros where he is...

[slavishly]

[ ....Whatever. whatever. orange and blue morality here blah b- ]

Confidence legs?

text;

[selfconfidented]

uH, yES,
mY ROBOT LEGS THAT LET ME WALK AND NOT BE A CRIPPLE,
bUT, UHHHHH,
wHO IS THIS,

text;

[slavishly]

This is Nemu Kurotsuchi.

How do your confidence legs work?

text;

[selfconfidented]

uHHHHH,
tHEY'RE MACHINES, aND KIND OF BROKEN RIGHT NOW,
a LITTLE,
bUT MORE IMPORTANTLY,
wHERE DID YOU COME FROM AND, wHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?
yOU'RE NOT, fROM THE GAME,

[text]

[sgtmajorjerk]

I'm not sure that bullet points are working for you.

[text]

[selfconfidented]

nO, i, uH,
gUESS THEY'RE NOT SO MUCH,

[text]

[sgtmajorjerk]

That's alright. Bullet points aren't for everyone.

If you don't mind my asking, could you define the following terms for me?
- Trollian
- Confidence Legs

Much obliged.

[text]

[selfconfidented]

tROLLIAN IS A PROGRAM, tHAT i USE,
tO TROLL MY FRIENDS, sO WE CAN TALK,
uHHH, tYPE,
tECHNICALLY,
aND, mY ROBOT LEGS THAT EQUIUS BUILT, aRE MY CONFIDENCE,
tHEY LET ME NOT BE A CRIPPLE,
aND HAVE EMBOLDENED ME TO DO BOLD THINGS,
lIKE ASK WHO YOU ARE EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE A NEW PERSON THAT SHOULDN'T EXIST,

[Video]

[mylil_shutin]

There should be a button on the side of your PCD that activates a locator beacon. Press it and I'd be glad to come find you!

[Video]

[selfconfidented]

Uhhhh...

-=just stares a minute, it's talking... but he's not using his powers?=-

What?

[Video]

[mylil_shutin]

[She raises one hoof into view of the camera, pausing a moment before pointing in such a way as to direct his attention to the button's position on his PCD.]

That button. Press it and I'll be able to lend you a hoof.

[Video]

[selfconfidented]

Uhhhh...

-=so articulate this one. He finally fumbles around and finds the button, pressing it firmly=-

Did... that work?

[Text]

[suchatroll]

ALRIGHT, FIRST TELL ME WHAT YOU KNOW AND I'LL FILL IN THE REST.

[Text]

[selfconfidented]

oH, uHHHH, hEY KARKAT,
lAST THING I REMEMBER IS, tRYING TO STOP VRISKA FROM BEING CRAZY,
aND GETTING IS ALL KILLED,
bUT, uHHH, sHE STABBED ME INAPPROPRIATELY WITH MY LANCE,
aND NOW i'M SOMEWHERE, aND STRANGE PEOPLE ARE TALKING AT ME,

[Text]

[eightshoutpoles]

Strange people IN YOUR HEAD, you mean.

8ack me up here, Karkat!

[she's decided that Karkat being somewhat nicer to her here than in her timeline = Karkat may help her perpetuate a lie in an attempt to keep Tavros in check]

[there's pretty much no way that this won't fail spectacularly]

[Text]

[suchatroll]

BACK UP THERE.
VRISKA, SHUT UP FOR A MOMENT.
NOW, TAVROS WHAT WAS SHE TRYING TO DO THAT WAS GOING TO GET US ALL KILLED.

THIS IS ADSTRINGENDUM, ANOTHER PLACE OUTSIDE OF BOTH SESSIONS AND RULED BY SOME TRIGGER HAPPY GODS. BOLDED FOR OBVIOUS REASONS.
THEY'RE NOT TROLLS.
MOST PEOPLE ARE HUMAN WITH THE EXCEPTION OF THE ANGELS AND THEY'RE NOT ABOUT TO END ANY OF US.
EXCEPT FOR LUCIFER BUT DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THAT INSANE FLAPPER.
THIS DEVICE IS HOW WE COMMUNICATE WITH THE REST OF THE CITY.
THERE MIGHT BE A MECHANIC HERE WHO CAN FIX YOUR LEGS, ASK AROUND.
ANYONE FIND YOU YET?