Chunky Monkey ripped off Tootie Frootie...

[selfdefeatist]

I'm supposed to be mowing the lawn, which is incredibly overgrown, however, I have wasted most of the morning watching The Return of the King and thinking about how fat my legs are and how I need to get back to running. I will probably begin my most odious of chores during the heat of the day, and midway through I will pass out and be eaten by

Comments

[anonymous]

You should just dumb loads of salt on your lawn so that you never have to mow ever again! That, and all the deer will come to your house and lick all the salt. Two birds, one stone, you can't beat this deal!
~ George

[anonymous]

Crap! I meant "dump". Now I look like a retard...
~ George

E-N-T-R-O to the P to the Y

[red_red_robin]

Harm me with harmony

Re: E-N-T-R-O to the P to the Y

[red_red_robin]

You down with entropy?
Yeah, you know me! (x3)
Who's down with entropy?
Every last homey!

[red_red_robin]

Yeah... that's just a little MC Hawking for you.

Anyway, moms shouldn't be allowed to talk about boobs, ever.

I also like the inclusion of the word "grody" into your adult vernacular.

you like?

[red_red_robin]