Well, Chan Raped Keating, 9-4. We need some closer battles.
So, here we go -
today's poll -
Chris Selph (Junior Class) - Fat kid with an insane love for midgets. vs. Army Of Midgets (Midget army of ... Midgets.) - A midget army is approximately 5 soldiers. So, 5 midgets will go up against Chris Selph.
Mark Keating (Junior Class) - A ninja. Who cartwheels. vs. Super Saiyan Jackie Chan (It's Fucking Jackie Chan) - The only Asian(asians are uber powerful already) to go super saiyan(uber powered up)
Who will win? VOTE AHOY!
(current score, as of posting time - SS Chan = 3, Keating = 0)