Voicemail!

[selfhelphero]

"Hi, you've reached Billy Kaplan. I can't come to the phone right now for some reason, but if you leave a message, I'll get back to you soon. Bye!"

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Wacky Phones

[willbethenight]

[From here.]

"I have no idea what makes you think I'm going to give you what you want. I have even less of an idea what you think we did in that bush. But now I feel the need to point out that I've never met anyone involved in the Russian sex trade. Just for the record."