And fuck

[selfishside]

Today, I didn't get my dream job.

Hey, look at the back of Amanda's car.

Comments

[factoryboy]

i'd go to edina, but it seems like it would be easier to just tar and feather myself at home and save myself the gas

[selfishside]

yeah, yeah--i had a student out there. how was i to know some bitch in a yachting outfit would pop a squat behind my subaru with her ever-ready sharpie?

[shaneface]

I like the girly "D" script