conversing with god

[selloutgirl]

HELGA (aka the little cramming twerp): god, please, if you help me and promise me that I won't die tonight and I can finish writing these two papers before my brain shut downs and melts into a puddle of melted butter oozing out of my nose, I promise I will never ever everevereverever do anything bad until I die or turn 50 (whichever comes first

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[deconstruck]

i wish i had a "Jesus is my Homeboy" shirt and then i'd surprise you by going to katipunan and telling you The Good News.

god shall smite thee, non-believah! the judgment is nigh!!

chika lang. i'm cool with atheists. heh.

[selloutgirl]

"Jesus is my Bitch" would make a better shirt.

kisses! <333