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[sellseashelley]

I've never really had a good experience with a bisexual, right? I mean, the last time I dated one, she broke up with me because she was "never serious about this dating-women thing - it's just for kicks, y'know?" and all she wanted to do was settle down and pop out her 2.4 babies with a big, strong man. Excuse me, girlfriend. Not all of us are

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[hollowhorseman]

It's not limited to girls. I think half the theater department claims to be bisexual. For most of them I think it's something they won't pursue after they graduate. I bet REAL bisexuality is more rare than homosexuality.

In the immortal words of Chef, "There's a time and place for everything, chillun, and it's called college."

[sellseashelley]

On the other hand, there's the Kinsey theory that most everyone's bisexual, even if just a little bit.

[hollowhorseman]

That's an interesting theory ... What, like a scale of 1 to 10?

[sellseashelley]

Close. More like 0 (totally heterosexual) to 6 (flaming queen/bulldyke).

[elder_goat]

Man, I HATE that shit. The fake bisexuality, I mean. It's insulting to those of us who really ARE.

But go you for being a positive influence for your sister. Tell you what, it's a good time in history to be deviant.

[sellseashelley]

It's insulting to the gays, too. Also being a tease.

[cygnard]

It is a good time for deviants, which is why reincarnation is a bitch. It doesn't decide to stop making me gay until it's no longer an issue.

[xwhatbigteethx]

Good to know there's still hope for your sis.

She got a number?

[sellseashelley]

I'm not giving it to you.

[xwhatbigteethx]

You sure?

Reckon I could get back on men and men exclusively if I had a go.

[sellseashelley]

Never been surer.

[hatesbears]

God, I fucking HATE lesbians.

[sellseashelley]

Good for you.

[hatesbears]

I KNOW.

[sleeproot]

Wow. Offensive, much?

[plumcakes]

In all fairness, more often than not it REALLY DOES get the guys' attention! Just see how quickly Ezekiel came flying at the mention of bisexual girls?

[sellseashelley]

It's a terrible way to go about getting it.

[hollowhorseman]

I do have to admit that when a couple of girls make out at a party, I can't help but notice. But yeah, it's totally not cool to the girls who really DO want girls.

[plumcakes]

Sexuality's a weapon when used right.