→ they're the a-team, in space!
My Stargate show for stargateland.
This is kind of ridiculous. And NO casting happened because I want to see any of them in a tac vest with a thigh holster, the suggestion is ludicrous.
Stargate: Nemesis; While offworld from their Atlantis base, a team finds themselves stranded with no way to return to Atlantis, to Earth. (Just pretend, they can't dial Atlantis, it's the way it is.) Alone in the wilds of Pegasus they have to find a way to survive, and find their way home. Along the way they happen on villages, who need their help. It’s like the A-Team, but in space. So some episodes they come to a village that needs their help, or knows of someone who needs their help, so they’ll jump through a gate, and do some good. Stuff gets blown up, witty banter gets exchanged, and the day is saved. Sometimes they don’t have good to do, then, they’ll have to deal with weird stuff. Alien bugs, space berries that make you hallucinate, crazy stuff.
Option 5: Awful poster, and terrible patch.
Option 3: THE CAST/CHARACTERS
THE BOSS. (Joanne Kelly)
She's the leader, the team boss, and she likes it. Sadly she doesn't dress up in silly disguises like Hannibal all the time, but for the super duper special cases she will.
THE ALIEN. (Rosamund Pike)
Every team needs an alien. She's like a refugee, she has no home. And like all SG aliens, she knows lots of really important information that comes in so handy on those tricksy missions.
THE BRAINS. (Christine Woods)
She's super smart. She's like MacGyver. She makes things blow up. Things that shouldn't blow up, like toothpaste. (Don't ask how, she won't tell. And I have no freaking clue.) She also looks really cute in glasses. And she giggles all the time.
THE BRAWN. (John Cho)
He does the heavy lifting. He's also handy with a sword/knife, and a snarky comment if that's what you're after. He's really not just a pretty face. HE'S A GORGEOUS FACE.
THE "TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT" GUY. (Scott Bakula)
He's not even supposed to be here! This was supposed to be his last offworld mission before returning to Earth, and the cushy desk job at the Pentagon with his name on it. So he grumbles like all the time, drinks all the alien hooch he can find, and is just a giant pain in the arse. But he's Scott Bakula, so who cares if he is?
I'll be cutting out the sugar for the rest of the day now.
This is kind of ridiculous. And NO casting happened because I want to see any of them in a tac vest with a thigh holster, the suggestion is ludicrous.
Stargate: Nemesis; While offworld from their Atlantis base, a team finds themselves stranded with no way to return to Atlantis, to Earth. (Just pretend, they can't dial Atlantis, it's the way it is.) Alone in the wilds of Pegasus they have to find a way to survive, and find their way home. Along the way they happen on villages, who need their help. It’s like the A-Team, but in space. So some episodes they come to a village that needs their help, or knows of someone who needs their help, so they’ll jump through a gate, and do some good. Stuff gets blown up, witty banter gets exchanged, and the day is saved. Sometimes they don’t have good to do, then, they’ll have to deal with weird stuff. Alien bugs, space berries that make you hallucinate, crazy stuff.
Option 5: Awful poster, and terrible patch.
Option 3: THE CAST/CHARACTERS
THE BOSS. (Joanne Kelly)
She's the leader, the team boss, and she likes it. Sadly she doesn't dress up in silly disguises like Hannibal all the time, but for the super duper special cases she will.
THE ALIEN. (Rosamund Pike)
Every team needs an alien. She's like a refugee, she has no home. And like all SG aliens, she knows lots of really important information that comes in so handy on those tricksy missions.
THE BRAINS. (Christine Woods)
She's super smart. She's like MacGyver. She makes things blow up. Things that shouldn't blow up, like toothpaste. (Don't ask how, she won't tell. And I have no freaking clue.) She also looks really cute in glasses. And she giggles all the time.
THE BRAWN. (John Cho)
He does the heavy lifting. He's also handy with a sword/knife, and a snarky comment if that's what you're after. He's really not just a pretty face. HE'S A GORGEOUS FACE.
THE "TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT" GUY. (Scott Bakula)
He's not even supposed to be here! This was supposed to be his last offworld mission before returning to Earth, and the cushy desk job at the Pentagon with his name on it. So he grumbles like all the time, drinks all the alien hooch he can find, and is just a giant pain in the arse. But he's Scott Bakula, so who cares if he is?
I'll be cutting out the sugar for the rest of the day now.