Once upon a time, in a land far far away, there was this banana. Now he was the best banana in the village, standing proud and tall, with just the right amount of bend. People came from miles around to experience the perfection that was his banananess. However, the evil-hearted king could not stand the banana stealing his publicity. He brooded over what diabolical scheme he could hatch. Finally, it came to him. He called Saatchi and Saatchi, and started a smear campaign about how bananas that are too big are shit because they're more likely to hurt you. Banana never left his house again. END.
One day, THERE WAS A BANANA. And in all of Bananaland, he was the only one to be named -- Banana. It was a very unoriginal name, perhaps his parents (tree?) was/were a bit daft, but one can hardly fault the poor banana for his namesake
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