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[sem_stark]

Oscar Post, Hey Why Not?

Note: all comments were hastily typed during the telecast and are copied here in not-strict chronological order and without much context.

1. Stewart's opening: 'aight
   
2. Clooney: shit-eating grin
   
3. Stiller: eh; Spielberg was funnier when he was all "no you're not!"
   
4. Nicholson: always front row, always looks hopped up on goofballs

Comments

[zaklambert]

Andy Stark thank
you your post put me right there in the
seat next to Jack Nicholson at
the Oscars this year and I
did not even watch it on the tube thank
you again from your buddy old pal Zak Lambert
the sailor.

[zaklambert]

Whoa hey wait one second here.

Haggis quoted Brecht at the ceremony, or is he just a Brecht quoter in interviews, or does he just seem like the type of guy to you, Andy Stark, who quotes Brecht when chatting with friends on the telephone?

[sem_stark]

I dunno what that $cientologist does in interviews or on the phone--'cause he's no friend of mine!--but he quoted Brecht during his acceptance speech, yes. And goddammit man I've hardly ever quoted Brecht on the phone when chatting with friends on the telephone, at least unironically! You must remember that every potentially embarrassing thing I've ever said/done was either done in either sarcasm and/or irony. Thus sparing me from embarrassment.

[zaklambert]

"to you", not "like you"

Oy!

[sem_stark]

Don't bullshit me, fella! I know that you really meant "like you" instead of "to you"! Andy Stark works in a subconscious manner, that's how I know. Shit's deep.

Also I was being sarcastic and/or ironic.