"They're a pair of self-haters. Now get me a beef stick."
Okay, try to remember that I know hardly any Japanese. XD This is just what I made out.
Pros:
OH MY GOD, IT'S SUBARU AND SEISHIROU.
Cons:
Seishirou looks way too nerdy.
Subaru has horrible fashion sense. I mean, HORRIBLE.
The movie is packed with gore.
It's in soap opera format.
The antagonists are a ghost monkey and a slug.
The movie starts with a bunch of girls talking to a guy in Japanese. I made out the words, "Why?", "What is it?", and "Tokyo". Lots of crying, lots of emotion.
Subaru comes into the movie chanting and performing an exorcism, where we are introduced to Ghost Monkey. He laughs and makes Subaru mad.
Seishirou kills somebody. I think it was somebody important.
And behold, a PLOT. A girl opens a box and gets some stuff out.
Then she takes it to her feminist friends and they decide to destroy the male population. Subaru, of course, gets the case. He's investigating a murder scene, wearing a pink & blue plaid shirt, where all the girls are. Nobody knows why. He senses them and tries to talk to one. Another beats him to the ground and they all run away.
A girl shows up at Subaru's apartment and they have some kind of argument. Then she gives him what appears to be a birthday present and leaves.
More people die.
Seishirou shows up at Subaru's apartment as Subaru is about to go inside, and they talk for a few minutes. Seishirou overuses "Subaru-kun" about a billion times. Subaru frowns, Seishirou smiles. Seishirou turns to leave, Subaru says something, Seishirou stops. More talking, then Sei actually leaves that time.
Subaru shows up at a girl's house wearing an ugly blue shirt and I think black pants. She sees him and tries to run away wearing his black and white polkadot pajamas and fuzzy slippers. He catches her, she screams, they fight, and then we're introduced to the ugly red slug seen earlier in the movie, who I had thought was a bloody hand. Subaru throws it on the ground. They leave to find the other girls.
The other girls are making a phone call to somewhere, and a big bloody guy appears and tries to kill them. They run out of the phone booth, run some more, eventually end up in a building. Subaru appears and they chant at him and blow him out a window.
Seishirou appears, checks Subaru, and then starts choking the girls Darth Vader-style. Subaru wakes up and stops him. Sei tries to talk but Subaru knocks him over with a blast and Sei falls to the ground, his sunglasses falling off. Then he stands up and they have some weird battle which involves the screen turning yellow and Sei holding up his palm while Subaru points at it. Finally they both start bleeding and then Hokuto decides to take over the body of some girl dressed in white. Subaru goes into hysterics while Seishirou stands there listening to them talk to each other and looking as if his face is itching like hell. Then Hokuto goes away, and Subaru catches the girl. He goes up to Sei and their faces are inches apart when Sei smirks and leaves. Girls start crying.
I'm quite annoyed at a few people right now, but I'll get over it. o.o I need a popsicle.
Pros:
OH MY GOD, IT'S SUBARU AND SEISHIROU.
Cons:
Seishirou looks way too nerdy.
Subaru has horrible fashion sense. I mean, HORRIBLE.
The movie is packed with gore.
It's in soap opera format.
The antagonists are a ghost monkey and a slug.
The movie starts with a bunch of girls talking to a guy in Japanese. I made out the words, "Why?", "What is it?", and "Tokyo". Lots of crying, lots of emotion.
Subaru comes into the movie chanting and performing an exorcism, where we are introduced to Ghost Monkey. He laughs and makes Subaru mad.
Seishirou kills somebody. I think it was somebody important.
And behold, a PLOT. A girl opens a box and gets some stuff out.
Then she takes it to her feminist friends and they decide to destroy the male population. Subaru, of course, gets the case. He's investigating a murder scene, wearing a pink & blue plaid shirt, where all the girls are. Nobody knows why. He senses them and tries to talk to one. Another beats him to the ground and they all run away.
A girl shows up at Subaru's apartment and they have some kind of argument. Then she gives him what appears to be a birthday present and leaves.
More people die.
Seishirou shows up at Subaru's apartment as Subaru is about to go inside, and they talk for a few minutes. Seishirou overuses "Subaru-kun" about a billion times. Subaru frowns, Seishirou smiles. Seishirou turns to leave, Subaru says something, Seishirou stops. More talking, then Sei actually leaves that time.
Subaru shows up at a girl's house wearing an ugly blue shirt and I think black pants. She sees him and tries to run away wearing his black and white polkadot pajamas and fuzzy slippers. He catches her, she screams, they fight, and then we're introduced to the ugly red slug seen earlier in the movie, who I had thought was a bloody hand. Subaru throws it on the ground. They leave to find the other girls.
The other girls are making a phone call to somewhere, and a big bloody guy appears and tries to kill them. They run out of the phone booth, run some more, eventually end up in a building. Subaru appears and they chant at him and blow him out a window.
Seishirou appears, checks Subaru, and then starts choking the girls Darth Vader-style. Subaru wakes up and stops him. Sei tries to talk but Subaru knocks him over with a blast and Sei falls to the ground, his sunglasses falling off. Then he stands up and they have some weird battle which involves the screen turning yellow and Sei holding up his palm while Subaru points at it. Finally they both start bleeding and then Hokuto decides to take over the body of some girl dressed in white. Subaru goes into hysterics while Seishirou stands there listening to them talk to each other and looking as if his face is itching like hell. Then Hokuto goes away, and Subaru catches the girl. He goes up to Sei and their faces are inches apart when Sei smirks and leaves. Girls start crying.
I'm quite annoyed at a few people right now, but I'll get over it. o.o I need a popsicle.