have you all night, vodka straight

[itachibana13]

have you all night, vodka straight
suho/kai, baekhyun/chanyeol, chanyeol/kris, d.o./kris, luhan/sehun, chen/lay, luhan/kris, luhan/xiumin, d.o./suho AND PROBABLY SOME OTHERS I GIVE UP
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[itachibana13]

sobbing IDEK WHAT HAPPENED

cries i have no idae BUT I SHIP DO/KRIS NOW TOO

huhu why did it turn out like this /o\

[itachibana13]

THEY'RE ALL EXTREMELY LAME IDEK ANYMORE

they're all married 12-way so SO Y'KNOW except luhan can get it get it anytime he wants

sobbing WHAT IF I JUST MADE S A CHAPTERED STORY CALLED 'BAD LIFE DECISIONS BY IDEA FT EXO"

[itachibana13]

IQRA I MEAN.

DID I SPELL MY OWN NAME WRONG :|

[scarredknees]

so i am sick in bed rn and i'm not allowed to get up or i'll get dizzy and this just makes me feel tons better ok like you have no idea i am just hear cackling into my pillows why are they all so dumb and perfect seriously ♥

[itachibana13]

that's sad to hear ): i hope you feel better!! sobs i'm glad you enjoyed ;n; ♥

[thesockmonster]

I can't even formulate a coherent response because I'm just giggling so fucking hard. ILU!

[itachibana13]

crying thank you so much!!

[ryutakay]

DRUNK PARTIES ARE THE BEST ;A;
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ok no it's not yes it is don't get drunk kids, it's not cool =/
but it sure is fun when people start making no sense at all LOL like...freaking funny LOLOLOLOLOL
and then that quiet friend of yours drinks and suddenly he's groping anyone they can and asnflkjsandflkjnsadflkjsd it's amazing hahahahahhaha
but yeah, don't drink more than you can handle kids, it's funnier when you're sober enough to record everything on camera and show them the next morning kekekkeke
oooh how i wanna be at this party ;A; exo + alcohol = <3 <3 <3

[itachibana13]

yes, yes they are /o/

huhuhu only if you are of age /o\ we can pretend everyone is of age here.

sobs thank you for reading!