damn i love this stuff. it's great. really ( Read more... )

was an eight story tall crustation from the paleozoic era. And i said, "DAMNNIT MONSTER! I AIN'T GOT NO TREE-FIFTY, GET THE HELL OFF MY LAWN ( Read more... )

you know who's a badass? George Bernard Shaw. that man is so damn cynical that i admire the hell out of him. he's so damn funny. i was looking at some of his quotes (you see, i'm a quote whore) and they are great. simply fantastic. since your uncle colin loves so VERY much, i'll share a few with you ( Read more... )

When i drive to school in the morning i drive down wire road past the vetschool and then past frat row. it is always congested in the morning and often times cars are very very close together. big deal, yeah? but in order to go strait at the next light one can only be in the right lane, the left lane is forced to turn left. one must go straight in ( Read more... )

Trigger happy TV is the funniest show ever. period. Just thought i'd get that out of the way. it's alot like crack i'd imagine. watch it, thurs. at 9:30c ( Read more... )

i am over a certain somebody ( Read more... )

thats a quote by Charles M. Schulz. he was a very wise man. things are going along nicely in my quest to simultaniously learn how to use photoshop and learn how to mix music. i'm really just looking for a hardcore creative outlet. i haven't had my special pick me up "tobacco" in quite some time, it makes me very very sad. i could use some right now ( Read more... )

good lord almighty i was drunk on saturday ( Read more... )

much less moved during it ( Read more... )

aparently a deep seated problem that i thought i could deal with has finally surfaced and it would appear that can in fact NOT deal with it ( Read more... )