Pilgrims

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Goddammit not only did I have to deal with the Pope marching a legion of trust-fund Jesus babies through my city for the last few weeks, they had to go and leave me with their alien Pilgrim Flu. I am dying by drowning in myself.

On the other hand, I got to watch one drop his change on the train, twist his face in rage and scream "GOSH DANG IT."

Comments

[graymary]

trust-fund Jesus babies

I died a little reading this. And then I think I got the alien Pilgrim flu by proxy, because now my throat hurts. >:(

GOSH DANG IT

[rei_ayanami_iv]

I got blessed with holy water, which sounds better than it actually was; some retard flicking a branch at me that was dipped into some rancid looking container. Everyone said I should have contorted myself like I had been given third degree burns, but now that I recall just how many of them were on that train, I'm profoundly glad I didn't.

Apart from all the delays, I must admit, the whole thing was quite amusing.