Go to your music player of choice and put it all on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud, and after each one press play. Use the song title as the answer to the question.
"What do you think of me, itunes?
I Wanna Talk About Me, Toby Keith
Will I have a happy life?
Don't Look Back, The Temptations
What do my friends really think of me?
Love in an Elevator, Aerosmith
Do people secretly lust after me?
If Only You Knew, Jurassic 5
How can I make myself happy?
Speak Free, Incubus
What should I do with my life?
Smooth Criminal, Michael Jackson
Why must life be so full of pain?
Raining in Baltimore, Counting Crows
How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Tense, Kronos Quartet
Can you give me some advice?
Brain Stew, Green Day
What do you think happiness is?
Next Year, Foo Fighters
Will I ever have children?
Stuck in a Moment You Can't Get Out Of, U2
Will I die happy?
My Hero, Foo Fighters
What's my favourite fetish?
No Good Deed, Wicked
Why did my parents have me?
Blood, Sex and Booze, Green Day (swear to god)
What do my teachers think of me?
Dear Mr. Man, Prince
Am I loved?
Summer Romance (Anti-Gravity Love Song), Incubus
Will I ever get married?
It's a Hard Life, Queen
Will I ever be sucessful in life?
Tomorrow Never Knows, The Beatles
How will I die?
Politik, Coldplay
What does my crush think of me?
Love Soon, John Mayer
What is todays horoscope?
Good Morning, Good Morning, The Beatles
What is tomorrows horoscope?
The End, The Beatles
What is this month's horoscope?
Crazy Little Thing Called Love, Queen
What is this year's horoscope?
Seasons of Wither, Aerosmith
Who is my daddy?
Just My Imagination (Running Away With Me), The Temptations
What will the job I'm stuck with for the rest of my life be?
God, Outkast (YESSS!)
Am I beautiful?
Knock Me Down, The Red Hot Chili Peppers
yea, so some of that was weirdly on target.