Its been a while...over a month since my last update. Thats enough time for a lot to happen in everywhere. Yet it hasn't. The last month has been decidedly boring. Nothing big happened at all. So what is a livejournal writer like myself <(a 1st person singular pronoun.Known thanks to Mrs.Piontec) supposed to do (Other than write thoughts randomly ( Read more... )

Tomorrow is school. Just think about that. TOMORROW IS THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL. It seems like just yesterday that I was cepebrating never to have to see Mrs.Fritz ever again. Especially so because I signed up for regular science, not advanced. Of course, I got my schedule and was signed up for Advanced Biology. Could have seen that coming. Even ( Read more... )

Art museums are pathetic. Just look at this. http://www.miami.com/mld/miamiherald/living/people/9504304.htm Some guys just walk in, point a gun at some random people (probably janitors), and rip a priceless painting from the wall. That easy. I have no idea ( Read more... )

Yay for Olyimpics. Yay for american gymnasts who make comebacks from last place. Yay for asian ping-pong (table tennis) gods. Yay for girls playing beach volleyball. Boo the rest. The american gymnast had a squeeky voice anyway. Another thing. How come the olympics commercials suck so bad. It was never funny to see Michael Phelps swim acorss the ( Read more... )

Havent written in this for a while. Even though Paul is close to worshiping me for it. Feels good to be close to being worshiped. Like most bands. Even though worship ruins them. Look at Blink 182's recent cd. And dont say it wasnt incredibly bad. It was. So know Im listening to bands that about no one else listens to. Like Brilliant Zero. Course, ( Read more... )

http://www.teamspecialolympics.com Small, "underground" webcomic site. Deserves to be so much bigger. Looks good enough to be in some museum somewhere. Better than modern art anyway. Excluding Andy Warhol. Hes awesome. But thats "pop art". Im dissing abstract here. Picasso was just a ( Read more... )

I'm back from the land of the virgins, called by some virginia. Where my grandparents dwell. Cause what they do cant be called "living". Heres pretty much all I did ( Read more... )

Bowling with everyone last night was awesome. Fifty cent bets ARENT quite as awesome. Alex and Greg werent exactly playing for high stakes. I was trying to make it better by betting my ring finger. No one wanted it. Its a nice finger too. What is the point of a bet if its only fifty cents. Do you see professional poker players betting fifty cents? ( Read more... )

Ibuprofen is good. And friends are better. Thanks Paul. Everyone else, read his comment for the entry below, and try to make a better (and funnier) one. Good luck. Well, now that Ive been shooting people for stress relief, Im feeling much better anyway. And, in case you were wondering, it was in a VIDEO GAME. Im going to be twisted from all that ( Read more... )

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