038- The real reason you shouldn't drink and drive, kids.
[Most people will tell you that drinking and driving is a bad idea. Most people won't tell you that drinking and shooting is a bad idea, because it's such a horrible idea it wouldn't occur to them. And very, very few people would warn against combining all three, because, really, who would even think to do such a thing?
The answer was apparently "Grif and Catherine" as the pair sped through town in the polka-blasting Warthog Puma with Catherine manning the mini-gun on the back.]
HEY, CATHERINE, CHECK THIS OUT!
[Grif suddenly performed what he was certain was a beautifully executed turn. And beautifully executed it was, if one chooses to substitute the traditional definition of "beautifully executed" with something closer to "miraculously didn't cause the jeep to flip over".
Well, beautifully executed except for the part where the sudden change of direction caused some of the bullets to hit the Ari Apartments, that is.]
The answer was apparently "Grif and Catherine" as the pair sped through town in the polka-blasting Warthog Puma with Catherine manning the mini-gun on the back.]
HEY, CATHERINE, CHECK THIS OUT!
[Grif suddenly performed what he was certain was a beautifully executed turn. And beautifully executed it was, if one chooses to substitute the traditional definition of "beautifully executed" with something closer to "miraculously didn't cause the jeep to flip over".
Well, beautifully executed except for the part where the sudden change of direction caused some of the bullets to hit the Ari Apartments, that is.]