006- Genderbent lulz
Apparently we've got a problem with dudes turning into chicks and vice versie? Man, sucks to be them, right? I am so glad that I've apparently missed out on this. Have fun with your new and exciting parts, dudes! This is way funnier than the pirate speak.
Anyway, that's not important. What's important is that I remembered something! Fucking finally. Well, someone. A Sergeant in red armor. Man, she he was a total cockbite. A real aggressive bitch son of a bitch. Always trying to kill me. Laaaaaaaaaaaame. I am so happy that she's he's not here. Good fucking riddance.
Oh, God, this is so weird. Sarge is so very not supposed to be a chick why am I remembering her as a chick augh dammit. Ffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuck.
I guess this means I was in the military, though. That explains the armor and guns. I liked the video game explanation better. Kind of weird, though, I never would've thought I'd be the enlisting type. I mean, the military's dangerous shit, y'know?
((OOC: Grif is a lying liar who lies: (s)he's been hit with the genderbending, too. Thankfully for him/her, the armor's exterior hasn't changed in the slightest, (although the interior has changed to accommodate the anatomical changes for pure logistical purposes) so (s)he is very strictly staying in the armor and not taking the helmet off. (S)he is also doing an impersonation of his/her own male voice at all times. If asked why (s)he's keeping his/her helmet on and why (s)he doesn't sound quite right, (s)he'll lie about having a cold.
Also, the strikes are incredibly hackable and that's 1% spent on remembering Sarge, 2% remaining.))
Anyway, that's not important. What's important is that I remembered something! Fucking finally. Well, someone. A Sergeant in red armor. Man, she he was a total cockbite. A real aggressive bitch son of a bitch. Always trying to kill me. Laaaaaaaaaaaame. I am so happy that she's he's not here. Good fucking riddance.
Oh, God, this is so weird. Sarge is so very not supposed to be a chick why am I remembering her as a chick augh dammit. Ffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuck.
I guess this means I was in the military, though. That explains the armor and guns. I liked the video game explanation better. Kind of weird, though, I never would've thought I'd be the enlisting type. I mean, the military's dangerous shit, y'know?
((OOC: Grif is a lying liar who lies: (s)he's been hit with the genderbending, too. Thankfully for him/her, the armor's exterior hasn't changed in the slightest, (although the interior has changed to accommodate the anatomical changes for pure logistical purposes) so (s)he is very strictly staying in the armor and not taking the helmet off. (S)he is also doing an impersonation of his/her own male voice at all times. If asked why (s)he's keeping his/her helmet on and why (s)he doesn't sound quite right, (s)he'll lie about having a cold.
Also, the strikes are incredibly hackable and that's 1% spent on remembering Sarge, 2% remaining.))