032- This post is INCREDIBLY public, yes.

[semper_fi_bitch]

So, hey, Danny. You know that girly pink teddy bear of yours? Well, you see, parrots need a lot of space, right? So I've been letting Polly and Fucker out of their cage while you're at work. And, well, you've noticed how energetic they can be, right?

So they somehow managed to get ahold of your pink teddy bear and, you know, I tried to stop them,

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[totallynotaspaz]

Polly and--why would you even name them that?!

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[a_severed_fate]

That's terrible... But somehow the apology doesn't seem sincere in the slightest.

I bet it was cute. The pink teddy bear.

[semper_fi_bitch]

Yeah, it's a real terrible loss. I hope Danny'll be able to cope without his pink teddy bear.

[a_severed_fate]

No. What I should have said is that posting the message publicly is terrible.

If you really wanted to apologize you could have tried repairing the old bear or offered to buy him a new one. At least that's what I would do...

[semper_fi_bitch]

Good thing I don't really want to apologize, then!

[catslooklikeme]

"Polly and Fucker."

...Wow.

[semper_fi_bitch]

Not really the point here, dude.

[catslooklikeme]

I still think it bears mention, man.

[semper_fi_bitch]

Well, it got a little annoying to say "You stupid fucking bird" over and over again.

[bulletserenade]

What creative names.

[semper_fi_bitch]

Would Parrot 1 and Parrot 2 be better for you?

[bulletserenade]

It would be less insulting to the poor things, at least.

...Kind of.

[semper_fi_bitch]

They're not insulted by it.

[not_4oclock]

...You have kept the parrots?

[semper_fi_bitch]

If you want one of them, it's too late now. Tough luck, buddy.