037- As if there are any books in his and Danny's room.

[semper_fi_bitch]

I take back everything bad I've ever said about this island.

I looked at a book or something and thought about how awesome it would be if it was made of bacon, and then it was. Really good bacon, too.

This is the best weird event ever.

Comments

[britishlionking]

Nonsense.

[semper_fi_bitch]

Absolute truth.

[britishlionking]

Prove it.

[semper_fi_bitch]

*Eyes a nearby street lamp; it turns into a pile of sausages*

[survival_101]

Free food? Fuck yeah!

[semper_fi_bitch]

Well, it's free anyway, but this is definitely better.

[survival_101]

Fine, free awesome food. Better?

Man, I heard the island did weird shit, but this stuff is awesome.

[semper_fi_bitch]

Yeah, trust me, it's usually not this good. I got turned into a grasshopper for a week once.

[bulletserenade]

[semper_fi_bitch]

You're just jealous because you don't have meat vision.

[bulletserenade]

...Right.

Right, that must be it.

[semper_fi_bitch]

It's OK, man, I understand. But there's just not enough greatness to go around.

[ace_of_11s]

…

You don't need any of that meat cooked, do you?

[semper_fi_bitch]

Nope. Already cooked. This is the best power ever.

[ace_of_11s]

Well that's kinda too bad, 'cause…

[She raises her right hand and fires a sizzling, red radiation beam from her palm at a nearby tree. Upon impact, the tree does a cross between exploding and incinerating.]

[semper_fi_bitch]

...

*Slow clap*

There are, he just knows not to leave them where Grif can get to them. :|

[totallynotaspaz]

Bacon?

You're kidding, right?

((OOC: my wording, it SUCKS.))

Smart lad.

[semper_fi_bitch]

Nope. Bacon.

You have fulfilled your purpose and taught him well, Master Grif.

[totallynotaspaz]

So...you can turn stuff into bacon now?

Nonsense. You have not yet begun to learn, my young padawan.

[semper_fi_bitch]

I can turn stuff into meat. It doesn't get much better than that.