038- The real reason you shouldn't drink and drive, kids.

Aug 30, 2009 19:40

[Most people will tell you that drinking and driving is a bad idea. Most people won't tell you that drinking and shooting is a bad idea, because it's such a horrible idea it wouldn't occur to them. And very, very few people would warn against combining all three, because, really, who would even think to do such a thing ( Read more... )

!memento_eden, -danny (totallynotaspaz), -catherine (survival_101), need more booze, chupathingy, -jr. (bulletserenade), are action posts cheating?, the other kind of curses!, mun will do anything for lulz

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memento_mods August 31 2009, 00:24:48 UTC
((I suppose I shall honor your request. Just this once.

Catherine is a sexy, sexy puma, but a speechless puma nonetheless. Grif here, he's a warthog, but he gets to talk. His voice is not unlike Pumbaa from the Lion King.

Grif can suffer being chased and Catherine gets to suffer through his voice.

Have fun, kids.

3 days.))

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bulletserenade August 31 2009, 03:29:49 UTC
[Jr. just... stares. Speechless. No idea what to say.]

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semper_fi_bitch August 31 2009, 03:39:20 UTC
What? You've never seen a warthog before?

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bulletserenade August 31 2009, 04:02:07 UTC
Not a talking one, no.

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semper_fi_bitch August 31 2009, 04:06:15 UTC
Well, then, you're clearly missing out, dude.

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survival_101 August 31 2009, 05:29:23 UTC
[And not having the gift of speech, Catherine looks down at her arm to her Pip-Boy, looks back at Pumbaa Grif, and roared at him.]

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survival_101 August 31 2009, 05:29:49 UTC
[...then she swayed one side, aaaaaaand plop.]

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semper_fi_bitch August 31 2009, 05:41:43 UTC
...You know, technically, you're the one that shot the apartments. So this is definitely your fault and not mine. Definitely.

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survival_101 August 31 2009, 06:11:04 UTC
[And that was a lazy swipe at a warthog that was lazy enough to make Grif proud. If pride didn't involve effort.]

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totallynotaspaz August 31 2009, 17:59:34 UTC
*hears the noise, and then the gunshots, involuntarily turning intangible even though he's not actually near the apartments*

*And starts searching for Grif in the general vicinity because he can tell someone's going to get cursed for that and he hopes it's his roommate*

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semper_fi_bitch August 31 2009, 23:46:40 UTC
[Grif's certainly in the general vicinity. The trick's in recognizing him. But regardless, warthogs aren't a terribly common species on the island. So there's your curse victim, at the very least.]

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totallynotaspaz September 1 2009, 06:46:43 UTC
*well, even if he doesn't find Grif, there's a warthog by the car now, which is intriguing enough.*

A warthog? What the--I didn't know they even existed here! Did you do all that damage?

*Grif must have made a clear getaway! Durhurrrr.*

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semper_fi_bitch September 1 2009, 23:10:41 UTC
Take a wild guess.

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