014- Guess who doesn't believe his own memories!

[semper_fi_bitch]

It was just a dream?

Hah, of course it was just a dream. It was too dumb to be real. People don't survive getting run over by fucking tanks, and I'm all in one piece, anyway, so there.

God, that fucking sucked.

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[rebel_wo_a_clue]

Depends on the person, really. I been hit by tanks a few times. Pretty much just shook it off and went on.

[semper_fi_bitch]

...Dude. Either we have different definitions of the word "tank" or you're not human.

[rebel_wo_a_clue]

I'm human--well, mostly. Just got a little something extra. Maybe you do too.

[semper_fi_bitch]

I don't feel like I've got a little something extra.

[da_beat_is_on]

Hey, yeah!

So... if you 'round, you ain't been whacked by no car or nothin'!

[semper_fi_bitch]

Well, cars are smaller, dude. They're survivable.

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[da_beat_is_on]

Maaan....

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[da_beat_is_on]

RHYYYYYYYYYME!

[princeofknives]

So many strange dreams. Maybe we should try running you over with something, just to make sure you've actually woken up.

[semper_fi_bitch]

You know, I can't help but doubt the effectiveness of that plan.

[princeofknives]

You never know until you try~♪

[semper_fi_bitch]

I think I can deal with living in doubt for the rest of my life.

[bookman_jr_lavi]

Hey, weird shit happens sometimes, yeah? I dreamed I killed all my friends, but they're still here.

[semper_fi_bitch]

I guess, but I'd really like it if it didn't. And that sucks, dude.

[bookman_jr_lavi]

At least it wasn't real, yeah? C'mon, I'm gettin' everyone drinks down at the bar. Figure we could all use 'em.

[semper_fi_bitch]

Hey, dude, you know I'm always up for free drinks.

[mystichamburger]

Like fishtanks?

[semper_fi_bitch]

Uh, no, like armor-and-guns tanks.

[mystichamburger]

So not turtle tanks, either.

[semper_fi_bitch]

Yeah, no.