I don't care about the missing clothes.

WHERE'S MY SENBON?!

Hayate, I think something--

the whispers in the morning
Of lovers sleeping tight
Are rolling like thunder now
As I look in your eyes

I hold on to your body
And feel each move you make
Your voice is warm and tender
A love that I could not forsake

Cause I am your lady
And you are my man
Whenever you reach for me
I'll do all that I can.--strange is ( Read more... )

Holy shit. I'm a teenager again.

Couldn't have come at a better time. Right after my 31st birthday?

This is awesome.

THAT WAS A DREAM, RIGHT? A DREAM?

OH GOD. OH GOD, NO.

Kakashi! Let's run away together. ♥ I've come to the realization that it's you I really love.

Forget that cute little Chuunin of yours and come be with a real man.

Shit. Not again.

I'm awake this time, right? Not a dream?

Hayate...

What the heck!? I'm like... little kid again!

Wait. Does this mean I'm not thirty anymore?

. . .

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I'M GONNA GO PLAY WITH HAYATE NOW! I wanna build a fort or something. Or... go fishing! And play hide-and-go-seek. YEAH. AWESOME.

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HAYATE.

I FOUND. A GRAY. HAIR.

WHYYYYYYYY?

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