*Passes Jen a bannoffee pie and a hefty bottle of liquor for later*
And don't let anyone pull the "close to Christmas" gift trick unless they're broke and waiting on their tax return... ;P
by
limitedbythesky senefra's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 6% Politically Correct!)
Started : 01st January 2006 05:59:45 AM
Ended : 01st January 2006 10:10:16 PM
Alco Money! : $ 505
Guests of Honour
moonbladem is a fufilled Buddhist and a tubthumping lunatic.
moonbladem drank 16 Ales.
writer_guy is a depressed Taoist.
writer_guy drank 2 Kahluas.
rabbit_foofoo is a poignant Wiccan.
rabbit_foofoo drank 7 Lagers, 1 White Wine, 1 Irish Cream, 2 Everclears.
liraelz is a jovial Muslim and a borderline alcoholic.
liraelz drank 7 Gins, 1 Lager, 2 Hot Toddys, 1 Goldschlager, 2 White Wines.
sweethobbit is a detestable Agnostic and a raging alcoholic who makes Shane McGowan look like your local vicar.
sweethobbit drank 7 Tequilas, 4 Ciders, 4 Goldschlagers, 4 Coffee Liqueurs.
az_darkwater is a schizophrenic Liberal Christian with the mental age of a 22 year-old.
az_darkwater drank 1 Aftershock.
trukid626 is a fufilled Agnostic and a prime contender for degenerate of the year 2006.
trukid626 drank 14 Gins.
bdreyn3 is a morose Wiccan and is considering ditching their day job in order to become a professional Yard O' Aler.
bdreyn3 drank 1 Bloody Mary, 3 Coffee Liqueurs.
chex is a dismayed Agnostic and is considering ditching their day job in order to become a professional Yard O' Aler.
chex drank 12 Lagers.
jason_lockhart is a stricken Agnostic and a borderline alcoholic.
jason_lockhart drank 1 Pulque, 9 Everclears.
tickinaway is a foul Fundementalist Christian.
tickinaway decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
caiko is a resentful Liberal Christian.
caiko decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
kawanee is a melancholy Hindu and a newbie drinker.
kawanee drank 3 Everclears, 2 White Wines, 1 Gin.
senefra is a stable Agnostic.
senefra drank 5 Pernods, 6 Tequilas, 3 Cosmopolitans, 2 Coffee Liqueurs, 1 Aftershock.
faerymist is a fiery Atheist and a lover of everything alcoholic who deliberately wastes police time during natural disasters.
faerymist drank 5 Brandys, 5 Pulques, 2 Sambuccas.
Sick!
By morning senefra's cat had been dyed a unique vomity shade. Oh debauchery! How you have soiled senefra's kitty!
Fights
'I know where Jesus Is!'
rabbit_foofoo declared proudly. 'He's alive! Alive in my ass!'.
tickinaway made a dramatic lunge for the blasphemer but ended up smashing their head off the dining room table.
faerymist continually teased
tickinaway throughout the night by repeatedly showing tickinaway their ass and suggestively whispering 'Where is your God now eh, Godchild?'
Lovers
It was to everyones surprise that by the end of the evening
moonbladem and
jason_lockhart were kissing the face off each other like two deranged love hounds.
The Drunkest
You
sweethobbit, my dear fellow are a true alcoholic! You do love your dizzy juice dont ye!
Random Events
trukid626 moaned continually throughout the evening, calling
senefra a dirty sober bastard.
senefra proceeded to beat
trukid626 with a claw hammer.
liraelz broke into
faerymist's fathers car when they were but a nipper, driving it at 100mph down the wrong side of a dual carriageway!
During a game of Twister
senefra reached out and felt
moonbladem's arse.
moonbladem is now in rehab trying to recover from this trauma.
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