FROM MR. KALLOU IBRU ( Read more... )

Since when am I shy ( Read more... )

Drayk69: so the tickle tourture treatment is meant to make you laugh very very hard ( Read more... )

So, about 9pm last night, a group of us decided to go make sure that the ocean was still there ( Read more... )

I don't know what the hell I did, but I might have blown out my left knee or something ( Read more... )

So, I've noticed there are about a gajillion beautiful women in the area, and I've come to ponder a question.

Why don't I know any of them?

ok, ... maybe it should be,

Why am I not dating any of them?

And by sick, I mean, ... really goddamn sick ( Read more... )

By knife, I mean my damn Gerber workmans tool, that I had through my entire fuckin Navy Carreer!!I'm so pissed!!!! I had this damn thing for 10 fuckin years! and I lost it. By cutting PIZZA of all fuckin things! I'm really mad because it was special to me. I'm convinced it was left in the box, and then we got really busy here at work, and I forgot ( Read more... )

This has got to be the most backhanded compliment I've ever heard, if it relates to me at all that is....

4) You see the worst parts of me (in your opinion), and yet stay loyal, in your own odd way. I'm not certain if this makes you a potential good friend or a potential sycophantic lapdog, but I'm quite content to sit on that fence for a while

Spent last night in the storm. It was amazing. I was out there for about an hour, just getting soaked. But it was so much more. It was getting back in touch with everything around. It was great to close my eyes, and try to *see* every place the water was hitting. The ground, my body, the cars in the lot, the concrete parking lot, the rooves of the ( Read more... )