Einstein wrote this riddle last century and said that 98% of the world’s population would not be able to solve it ( Read more... )

Contention:'420' entered drug parlance as a term signifying the time to light up a joint ( Read more... )

I blew out my tire driving down admiral wilson blvd last night. i was stuck at the PUB for ever. When the tire blew I was listening to that Beck song "I'm a loser baby"....Poetic justice at its best ( Read more... )

On the evening of Saturday April 2, 2005, after receiving the Rite of Extreme Unction, Pope John Paul II passed away. At this time his chamberlain would have gone to the papal hospital bed and asked the Bishop of Rome a question, "Are you dead?" There would be no reply from the Pope. The chamberlain would then pick up a silver hammer and strike the ( Read more... )

went to see mirror theory sunday. apparently shyt hit the fan, or the floor or a drum. i dunno ( Read more... )

So I keep reading these news articles about people losing their jobs after working somewhere for 10,15,20 years. That made me nervous about my employment future but then I felt selfish cuz I don't actually work. To me that's the best kinda job security. My boss comes up to me, "Hey shak, you're fired."..."What? You can't fire me,I don't even work ( Read more... )

Mitch Hedberg, one of my favorite comedians of all time, was found dead in his jersey hotel room last night. He had a gig in Baltimore tonight. This is too much for me, first dimebag, then cochran and now mitch. Mitch was like a rock star in the comedy world which is ironic cuz he looks kinda like kid rock. i hate to speak ill of the dead but i ( Read more... )

I really don't know why i can't write in this thing anymore. it's so much work. am i really that lazy or that busy? i mean how much effort does it really take to type out what i'm thinking or has been on my mind? i'd answer that question but right now it takes waaaaay too much effort ( Read more... )

I haven't updated this thing in forever. I think at some point it became work. Plus I've been super busy at work and by the time I get ready to write I'm never around a computer blah blah blah. Anywho I'm gonna try and start writing more. Gotta get back in the habit. Until then ( Read more... )

So Prince Harry dressed up like a Nazi and it caused quite an uproar. One year for halloween I dressed up like a Nazi. When I got to the party one of my friends was dressed in black face like a black panther. he had the leather glove and big ass afro and whatnot. He was shouting black power when I walked in so I started shouting white power. It was ( Read more... )