War broke out at the McCobb's battlefront today, pitting man against machine in an epic battle that will be remembered throughout the ages. Or, maybe just by me...for about a week. Either way, today I learned that, when knitting me together in my mother's womb, the Almighty neglected to equip me with the manual dexterity necessary for concocting ( Read more... )

Wow. I don't go on livejournal for all of five days, and I return to nine-hundred updates which I of course feel obliged to read. Oh, but I do enjoy them. You guys are so silly ( Read more... )

Why is it so hard to make yourself write a ONE-PAGE English essay, when you have three days to do it in? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH. I am an ill clam. The back of my nose is driving the rest of my throat crazy.

*mummifies*

Finally, un dress fur mich. I shall spare you the details, since there is a certain and particular boyfriend who is not privy to such information....but I will say that it is pink. And it fits me. That is all. :-D

...lonely and dreaming of the West Coast. You know, if anyone reading this has one of those backward journals that posts the subject AFTER the entry, my habit of writing song lyrics in the subject box and then continuing them in the entry itself will confuse you. CONFUSE YOU. But it's not me who is crazy. It is YOU who is backward ( Read more... )

This is what happens when Impact becomes too frustrating. Quizzes get taken. Results get posted. Readers get bored.


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Alright...so I FINALLY get caught...Moyle gives me a detention for the SIN of cutting gym class...my goal for the year has been achieved...and who spoils it? None other than Mizz Marilyn "the Crypt Keeper" Felatio. I passed her in the hallway on my way to the Autoshop Dungeon, and told her that I couldn't come see her after school because I had a ( Read more... )

Hey, guess who's a piece of garbage? It's me!!! Why? Because I'm not going to my afternoon...again. Culnen's having us watch a video, Bogardus isn't here, and that leaves me with Weinstock as my only reason to return to the building. NOT...ENOUGH. Lindsay, even though I downed your bottle of water as punishment for you welting me on the arm ( Read more... )

Woot. School library, five minutes before school, just finished German homework. Must not waste this precious time! Must update livejournal! My nose itches ( Read more... )

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