Life Aboard The Suck Ass Express

[seniormacho]

So I had to damage my knee at work, I somehow ended up getting sick, I'm surrounded by pizza crust and to make things worse there's a tornado warning in effect, now I know most of your who read my live journal are wondering, " Gosh I'd like to take a dump over a freeway overpass" So basically a tornado warning means, there is going to be a tornado

Comments

[the_ordinary]

my goal in life is to roll around naked on a bed full of money.

[seniormacho]

Yeah, rolling around naked in money is usually a good idea, and then when you spend it you have the satisfaction of knowing that technically that person came into contact with the inside of your ass.