Graduation is in 11 days. Feeling some pressure.

Rapper Houston (Came out with the hit 'I like that' this past summer) gouged out his eye!!! Some people can't handle success. For more info check out ( Read more... )

In the words of Rodney Dangerfield, "I get no respect."

I hate this time of year. Cold weather + this kindred armenian = don't mix. Winter is a depressing time in which the only purpose is to make us remember the awesomeness of summer. Bleh ( Read more... )

Happy January 8 everyone. Today is Western Civilization day! Everyone, start a revolution in rememberance of our western culture ( Read more... )

Jesus will be 2009 years old this year. Merry new year.

For you UD types: who is this girl that the communist allegedly cheated on with?

He's not dead, he's almost dead ( Read more... )

I'm back from the dead, back with Alan version 9.5 ( Read more... )

Well, it happened. It's been a little over a month since I've been back, and I already want to go back out to Dallas. Work is killing me. I don't mind what my job description, it's just some of the people I have to work with, that don't seem to care about their job and bring everyone else down. But enough of all that ( Read more... )

This following lyrics have been requested, and I finally found them. Enjoy ( Read more... )