such as, when you fall on the edge of the coffee table (not too uncommon because you're really clumsy) and you managed to open up a 2 inch gaping wound on your bottom - how are you supposed to apply those band-aids?

yes. i did this.

i'm a talented and lucky girl.

as a follow up to my jam bands post.. if you're into them

widespread panic's first shows in 15 months are available at live widespread panic - but only for a limited time

i got a call..

hi - my name is [something i can't pronounce] and i work for a "preffered recruiter" for microsoft named [something i can't remember] and i found your resume on [big internet site] and we have some openings that should be a good fit

i've worked for microsoft in the past and i don't think it's the right environment for mewell we ( Read more... )

so my brother got me into jam bands - it all started with the georgia default, widespread panic. (hugh - street party) and there's a great colorado band, the string cheese incident. if you like jam bands, you'll like the cheese (disclaimer -- i hate phish). dj peretz (aka perry farrell) opened. at the end of the first set of cheese, farrell came ( Read more... )

linux geek

i'm beginning to be amazed more and more at how confusing our political system is. i know everyone's probably thinking i should have figured this out already.. anyway, i'm fascinated by the idea of federalism - i think it was one of the best concepts developed for us, and i also think it's been destroyed by the u.s. congress ( Read more... )

have you been following team america..

"We blow Janeane Garofalo's head clean off, [but for the MPAA] it's all about the positions of the dolls having sex," Parker said. "It's not funny - it's tragic." [the guardian]

and parker and stone released sean penn's letter to the dynamic duo. the letter was written after the two criticized p diddy's ( Read more... )

this is one i haven't heard before..

hey lady. you wanna go out with a couple gangsters tonight

laughs. 'no thanks.'

why not?

and somehow, i just believe that this could only happen in california.

but he did say 'lady' instead of 'baby' - that's impressive.

do you want to know why i love the internet..

i couldn't read my own handwriting.. the word looked like ipaddy.. and i had no clue what it was.. 'i-paddy. what's an i-paddy?'

so i go to google and search ipaddy - google says 'did you mean ip addy?' - and i thought 'yes. YES I DID.'

google you're so smart and i love you. won't you marry me?

i always thought bill campbell was slimy and i was certain he had some shady dealings going on (of course, that's just normal for atl politics). but it looks like others are thinking the same way now. too bad it took so long, and he was able to do so much damage to a great city.