so I’ve watched the MTV movie awards about a hundred times since they aired forever ago, and it’s not because i think andy is a really funny, attractive jew, which he is. and it’s not because I have nothing better to do. i do. i work a bajillion hours a week, my apartment is dirty, i just got married, and i's literally surrounded by dirty laundry. ( Read more... )

Today, my husband asked me what I was thinking. I told him I was thinking about how we were going to get a mortgage. In reality, I was wondering what it would be like to be an octopus. It would be awesome.

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so yesterday i tried to be all naughty in a text message to my almost husband for the first time ever. we were talking about wedding suits, and he was grumpy at a baseball game, so i says to him, i says, "cheer up and maybe i'll show you my skin suit"

and i meant it to be sexy, but i think i sounded like buffalo bill from silence of the lambs.


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so, i tried to update this here weblog a few days ago, and it totally denied me. all the html got screwed up, and i've been pouting over it for four days now. i'm going to try one more time, but it won't be as good ( Read more... )

i always look forward to monday night, because i have standing dinner plan with my friend april. tonight was going to be especially perfect, because it was thai food followed by a movie. a real life dinner and a movie date. i know, i'm lucky ( Read more... )

so, the rogers by my house is closing, and they're selling EVERYTHING. that means that every rental in the store is for sale, and then, to make it even SWEETER, they're buy one get one free. an example: for six dollars, i got 'dude where's my car', and then for free, i got 'ten things i hate about you.' wanna be more jealous? okay. for FOUR dollars ( Read more... )

www.joelandlinnea.com

seriously, it exists. i didn't even want to hide it behind a cut because the domain name is the best part. the only good part, really. only go there if you really care about my lame ass wedding though.

it's mostly for mom's and our american friends. we have a few of those. it's hard to avoid sometimes, you know?
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so i was thinking really hard about tattoos. you know... what i was going to get done. a dolphin smoking pot on a lazy boy? it's been done. i still might get that one day though, after i've had kids and my skin is all stretched out. on my tummy, obviously.

should i get a giant rob face on my leg?


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today, i'm going to show you what i found on you tube, which is fitting because my andy is hosting the mtv movie awards where my robert will be. so it's win win.

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aaannnndddd just to be sure you're having a good day...

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you're welcome.