Not a whole lot has been going on. I cut up a pinapple the other day and there was this part i think was rotting or something. The normally yellow fruit was white and slimy-kinda like the fat you cut off a steak. The rest, though? Quite yumtastic ( Read more... )

I don't know what to think about this. How can you be so lazy (kinda) to walk to a trash room, open the door, and then put your trash ON TOP of the trashcan? You've already done most of the work, just have to open the lid. Come on.

Who just kicked the shit out of a calculus test? Thats right me. In other news tonight should be very interesting. We shall see.

So after much inspection on the subject I have officially determined that I am fucked in chemistry. I just tried one problem for the past 45 minutes. So here is my haiku to chemistry:

equilibrium
licks my dog's hairy scrotum
just like chemistry

But I go skiing tomorrow. Hooray for me.

I just about got shot by the cops tonight ( Read more... )

This dorm is definitely falling apart. Pipes bursting and spewing hot water everywhere, sewage backups causing a leak in the basement (yes shit all over the floor). And apparently to solve the sewage problem they "temporarily" turned off the water into the building. I REALLY wish I had known this right before I took a shit and couldnt flush. So ( Read more... )

1. Who are you ( Read more... )

My roommate is now gone. He has moved out and I am now this room's sole occupant. I'm going to have to make a few changes to the place, though. Movin the posters around, gettin down to the low bunk, TV probably, bean bag, hammock. Should be fun.

First came the classes. They weren't too exciting, except we caught Mrs. OLeary (calculus) on 3 mistakes which meant we got to leave early, which meant no quiz. Went from there to lunch to the dentist. Got my new teeth, but he messed up on the first round of novocaine (or whatever they are) shots and put them way up in the top. So my cheek got ( Read more... )

I just finished my last day working at the humane society. And I am so happy. Since this was my last day and all I guess this one cat felt the need to say goodbye to me by clawing the hell out of my arm and chest. It hurt. Bad. Now I remember why I don't like cats so much ( Read more... )