borrred as rotting bananas.

Feb 11, 2005 18:26

yesterday i went to this AMAZING flea market and bought a rooster. he has beautiful silky feathers that gleam in the moonlight. the woman in the crocheted vest looked at me through her inch thick bifocals and uttered, "he's the only man you'll need your life lil lady, the only maaaaaaan you'll need." i took her word for it, besides, who could ( Read more... )

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fineboy February 12 2005, 01:48:20 UTC
wait... there was a rooster? what the hell?

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senselesschattr February 13 2005, 14:35:31 UTC
preeecisely zach. preeeecisely. oh! random update for yah: i bought a sweet pair of boots yesterday. sweet as an obese man's ass.

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leotard_rahrah February 12 2005, 19:41:28 UTC
aw, poor rooster. I had a rooster once, and it too was mauled by wild animals. It climbed to the top of our tree house and flew over the fence, only to get pounced on by the neighbor's dogs. I like to believe he had a good time escaping the yard and tasting freedom for 4 seconds.

maybe you could get a kitten!

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aaahhh the taste of freedom senselesschattr February 13 2005, 14:42:54 UTC
hey! i was told we miiiiiight be roomies! you don't know how delicioouuussss just the possibilty of this occuring taaaastes. and i think that was a really funky sounding sentence. but you catch my drift.

i'm definitely going to get a kitten in the near future. definitely.

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bitter_tongue February 13 2005, 13:52:26 UTC
rooooooooooooooster girl. this was a sad story.

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senselesschattr February 13 2005, 14:48:01 UTC
i just left you three ultra-silly comments. what a nerd. fuck. and i've been swearing all the fuckin tiiime.

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bitchingizelle February 13 2005, 14:40:39 UTC
add me, edwina. i completely forgot i read your lj. oops.
ohh, and how are you??

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=] senselesschattr February 13 2005, 14:43:49 UTC
i'm doin pretty damn good. and consider yourself added girrrrrrrl.

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