goose

[sentientfiction]

I opened our green wheelie bin to find a very large dead goose inside.

Someone must have found it on the ground, and thought our bin a suitable receptacal. I have phoned the council and they shall be collecting it tomorrow.

Comments

[djvext]

how odd.

[elcampo]

You sure it's not some sort of bizarre voodoo ritual?

[necaris]

That's what I was thinking... :-( No goose-blood pentacles in sight, at least?

[sentientfiction]

No goose-blood symbols in sight...

[penguin_worship]

How utterly odd. Have you investigated cause of death?

Maybe it was a present and you are meant to cook it?

[sentientfiction]

The cause of death seems a complete mystery...and if it was intended as a gift, I think the presentation left something to be desired.

[solitude_fairy]

Very odd indeed!