Comments | sentienttoaster: I both have a million things to post about and nothing to post about.

sentienttoaster

I both have a million things to post about and nothing to post about.

Jun 16, 2009 18:26

Anybody who is bitching about Steve Rogers coming back from the dead should be forced by law to get the hell out of America.

I'd like to see you bitch about Steve coming back in your new Icelandic homes. I would like that a lot.

And because I have nothing else to post about besides that, I'll let you all enjoy this.

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lamerz, spiderman needs to be protected, comic books have eaten my life

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ormery June 16 2009, 22:49:36 UTC

THEY COULD SWAP PLACES WITH ME

CAN I COME TO AMERICA

sentienttoaster June 16 2009, 22:52:34 UTC

HEY STEVE LOVES BRITAIN TOO

BUT I GUESS YOU CAN COME, BUT SADLY YOU WON'T SEE ANY GIANT STATUES OF STEVE OR NICK FURY IN AMERICA...

Until I make them and put them on the White House lawn.

ormery June 16 2009, 22:53:02 UTC

I'll help

sentienttoaster June 16 2009, 22:54:25 UTC

I need lots of clay.

And little wings.

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traincat June 16 2009, 22:51:26 UTC

Eats his lunch, mostly. Aunt May made tuna sandwiches again.

sentienttoaster June 16 2009, 22:53:30 UTC

Can't he trade lunches with Daredevil or something?

traincat June 16 2009, 22:55:52 UTC

Yeah, but Daredevil has pbj and and the peanut butter sticks to the roof of Peter's mouth. |: Quicksilver has pastrami, but he's not trading.

sentienttoaster June 16 2009, 23:01:59 UTC

Peter probably tries to make the "Sharing is caring" argument with Pietro but Pietro doesn't care.

So Peter once again, probably has to trade with Johnny.

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ormery June 16 2009, 22:52:08 UTC

also that spider-man opening is ... okay I can't think of any hyperbolic adjective that isn't, like, already associated with spider-man but GOOD GRIEF

I like how he doesn't get to do anything dynamic

just amble slowly up walls and walk around on the tops of buildings with his arms slightly raised

AT THE END HE GETS TO MAKE A LITTLE HOP

wow.

traincat June 16 2009, 22:57:09 UTC

I don't know, I like the little hop. It says, we have no budget whatsoever! We can't even afford a real leap! Also we may have lost a stunt double or two with all these high buildings.

sentienttoaster June 16 2009, 22:57:48 UTC

Yeah, I'm not really sure why he walks on the tops of buildings just to slightly raise him arms.

PLUS, IN THE JAPANSE SPIDER-MAN OPENING HE NOT ONLY RIDES A MOTORCYCLE BUT APPARENTLY HAS A GIANT ROBOT.

THAT'S DYNAMIC.

meg_inatree June 17 2009, 05:38:01 UTC

I don't actually mind this. It's the music. It's that ridiculous that you have to laugh at it. Also wtf hop? I bet you money he fell down between those to building with that. Pathetic Peter. And Johnny had to save him. Or Steve. Poor Steve.

Also. I want a Captain Australia. Why the fuck is there no Captain Australia? We have a Captain America, Captain Britian but not C.OZ. >C This is like Hetalia all over again

sentienttoaster June 17 2009, 14:50:03 UTC

Yeah that little hop is pretty much the saddest thing I've ever seen. Oh Peter, Johnny and Steve can't spend their whole day waiting below tall buildings to catch you...

What would Captain Australia's powers be? I WANT TO KNOW, IT BOTHERS ME THAT I DO NOT KNOW.

meg_inatree June 18 2009, 05:52:30 UTC

Well idk about steve, but I'm fairly sure Johnny has some chicks to chat up...WAIT! DON'T JUMP PETER! JOHNNY'S TOO BUSY LOOKING AT LEGS TO CATCH YOU! AND CA IS BUSY HAVING A DOMESTIC WITH TONY! DDD:

I HAVE NO IDEA! DDD: Uh... able to drink a ridiculous amount of alcohol and still walk straight. On occasion.... He has a flying dingo that kidnaps babies if that helps... I don't actually see how it would though...