Side Entry: Fourth Wall Edition [Voice]

[sentry_down]

Well, I'll be. This place just got a whole lot louder, didn't it?

I reckon that means my sentry'll be pullin' extra duty. Howdy to all y'all; make yerselves at home.

Comments

Hey!

[defendnhills]

[Soldier knows the mechanical sounds of a sentry when he hears it. He attempts to stay a few feet out of it's firing radius.]

You! RED! Don't you have more manly things to do than hide behind your some robot draw'n pretty pictures all day?! Get out here like a man and GET A HAIRCUT, YA HIPPY!

[He raises a pair of hair clippers above his head.]

Hey, you!

[sentry_down]

BLU, I'm guessin' you ain't never seen me without my hardhat. [he slips the yellow cap off just for a moment, to show the bald and shining pate beneath it.]

Now that's done with, I'm feelin' a mite generous, so I'm gonna give y'all a bit of a head start before I open fire.

Ya totally got hair in that icon...

[defendnhills]

[He raises an eyebrow. That is a mighty fine trim you've got there, but he's not gonna pay you the compliment.]

Jen-or-us? You might want to have your medic look into that. [He trades up his clippers for his trusty rocket launcher.] Or I could just send you back to your respawn myself!

[Aw, look. They're friends.]

:|

[sentry_down]

There's one thing y'all forgot to reckon into yer figurings.

[starfishwuvu]

STARFISH LOVES YOU!

KEYWORD VERY RELEVANT

[sentry_down]

What in tarnation?

[unless_itsafarm]

Oh, Engie, you know I just LOVE the sound of that little bolt bucket at work. Like the sweet sweet sounds of WAR!

[sentry_down]

Hey there, pardner! Nice to hear from ya. Guess y'all are stuck here now, too, Soldier.

[unless_itsafarm]

With no shortage of maggots to shoot at, it seems. Good! We can get to work immediately on fortifying this hill! The BLUs won't wait on us, Engie!