01 | video | いざ、倒れ逝くその時まで

[senzaperdita]

[ On camera: a Japanese schoolboy, fitting the iconic image to an almost comical extent. White shirt, black button down gakuran jacket resting on his shoulders, unkempt black hair and dark grey eyes, staring - first right into the camera, and then slightly off. His brows furrowed in concentration. The device is strange to him - almost a cellphone,

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voice;

[iridisiridum]

I see your manners retain their consistency.

[ HELLO. ]

voice; >insert harlan ellison reference

[senzaperdita]

[ HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE.

Oh, there you are. Hibari had been terribly concerned when a certain other pineapple (of the non-loli variety) started getting ideas about you. He had seemed to be under the impression that it was acceptable for someone other than Hibari to destroy you. Hibari thinks that he will establish how very false this is by finding you and bashing you into a bloody smear.

Assuming that is you, of course. The other one had that same smug, shit-eating smile implicit in his speech, so perhaps you've been taken over after all, and Hibari will have to bash you into a bloody smear for losing to someone else. ]

Rokudo Mukuro.

Or have I mistaken you.

[ HINT: HE DOESN'T REALLY CARE, HE IS GOING TO KILL YOU ANYWAY. ]

[voice]

[iridisiridum]

[ Oh, Kyouya. Your Neanderthal ways are such a refreshing change from this recent teenage girl soap opera Mukuro has somehow stumbled into (nature never really puts warning labels on the bodies one adopts into one's possession, does it? next time Mukuro will be careful to select facsimiles of Chikusa!). Your oncoming promise of violence is practically music to the ears of this particularly counter-culture lifestyle asshole. ]

Ah, no. [ griiiiin. ] I'm actually calling about a sale.

Personalities, you see. We have some in stock.

[switching to video]

[senzaperdita]

[ That'd be Mukuro, then. That other one would hardly be so familiar. Hibari can't say that he isn't a little bit pleased by this. New prey can be interesting for a time, but there is a personal element to his desire to kill Rokudo Mukuro that makes this just that much sweeter.

Which is why he is making this face at you. Just this face, forever. ]

Where are you hiding now, I wonder.

[video]

[iridisiridum]

[ god like anyone wants to see your stupid face, Hibari. although again, this whole bloodshed crap is more the emotional tenor that Mukuro understands, at least. ]

Why? Is your tiny rodent creature going to attempt to bite me to death?

[video]

[senzaperdita]

[ You're not one to talk about stupid faces. What expression is that supposed to be? Is this supposed to be your flighty teenage girl impression or something? ]

It can have what's left when I'm done.

[ Said rodent is sitting on Hibari's shoulder right now, staring at the screen with a fascinated expression. It does not appear to have any desire to bite Mukuro to death. In fact, it seems like it is sort of impressed. Who is this amazingly cool guy that Hibari is talking to, and why does he seem so incredibly charming and awesome? Pichu has no idea, but it is waving its crazy lightning bolt tail at you shyly, chirping happily. ]

[video]

[iridisiridum]

[ no, dumbass. his flighty teenage girl impression is named Chrome. ]

It would appear its assessment of character is superior to yours, however.

Not that I am surprised.