(fic) please be sure to read the fine print

[ddankkoma]

exo | kaisoo | high school AU (PG-13)
tip: always remember where you leave those deep, dark, secret love notes.
word count: 7.6k

Comments

[ddankkoma]

spot for amy just cause ♡

[thisismylastlie]

WHERE DO I FUCKING START IS THE REAL QUESTION
BECAUSE I LOVE EVERYTHING
LIKE WTF JONGIN WHO SLEEPS ON THE FLOOR
AND WOW KYUNGSOO THE PUSHOVER PREFECT I AM GONNA VOMIT RAINBOWS
JONGIN SHOWING UP TO LATE FOR KYUNGSOO OMF
AND THEN MINSEOK /CRIES/
UMMMM OH YES FUCK THE POEM LIKE WOW JONGIN
I CRINGED
I CRINGGEEEEEDDDD
BUT THE BOOK
AND KYUNGSOO'S POEM REPLY
EVERYONE IS SO DUMB IN THIS FIC
I LOVE IT
I'M GONNA GO CRY IN A CORNER
BUT THE ENDING
SO KAWAII
STILL CRYING
I AM COMMENTING FROM MEMORY THAT IS MY LOVE FOR YOU

OH AND
SSUCHEENNNN WHERE DA SUCHEEEN GURLLLL

EXCUSE ME JUST GONNA BE HERE WEEPING FOR A WHILE

[ddankkoma]

I KNOW I ORIGINALLY WANTED JONGIN TO BE LIKE THOSE 'IDGAF' STUDENTS BUT THEN KYUNGSOO SHOWS UP AND HE TRIES TO GET HIS ACT TOGETHER BECAUSE PREFECTS DON'T DATE BAD BOYS (OR DO THEY)

I CRINGED WHILE I WROTE THE POEM TOO DON'T WORRY.

I tend to make everyone dumb odg what is wrong with me. I think it's because my friends are all ridiculous like that, it's affects my characters LOL and tlist KIDDING sort of

EVERYONE TRYING TO GUILT TRIP ME WITH SUCHEN ODG (okay fine I'll try to come up with a prompt)
/hands you tissues

[ddankkoma]

spot for peiiiii :3

[starsthatlast]

my spoteu~ :33 /pets

[starsthatlast]

OMH SQUEALSSSSSSSS THE POEMS THE GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING POEMS DID YOU WRITE THEM YOURSELF BETH?!?!???? asdfghjkl IM CRIES WHAT IS PERFECTION WHAT IS LOVEEEEEEEE

LOVE IS KAISOO OK DUMB JONGIN AND CHEESY POEMS AND STINKING LOVE AND CONFESSIONS RIGHT OUT OF THE LOVE FOR DUMMIES BOOK AND JUST JUST JUST

OMFG?!?!?!!!!!? JONGIN I WANT TO CRY HOW ARE U SO DUMB AND YET U GET THE THINGS YOU WANT IN LIFE?! I DONT GET MINE EVEN THOUGH IM STUPID AS FUCK?? this is unacceptable but bc it's /kaisoo/ I will excuse this irrational blasphemy and shut both eyes and let them ~fall in loveu!~ and get married and have amazing buttsecks and adopt children bc kyungsoo only owns balls and jongin and sad to say he doesn't bleed once every month but oh well

IM JUST CRIES WITH ALL THE SASS AND FUNNEH I KENOT sobs being in love is like being slapped with a fish hOW

dies. bc. kaisoo. and. you.

OMG IT RHYMED!!!! \\0//

[ddankkoma]

yes I wrote all the poems orz I actually really did legit write that fish poem for class and my teacher selected it for a competition L M A O it didn't qualify but the fact that it was selected-- I was just like whaaat why

/cries/ everyone's talking about how dumb he is and i'm just like /I'M SO SORRY JONGIN AND EVERYONE ELSE I DIDN'T MEAN FOR YOU TO BE SO STUPID JUST KIND OF SOCIALLY INEPT/ bc jongin is me orz but anyway, kaisoo could be in a verse where kyungsoo's a flower and jongin's a giraffe and it'd still be able to work out somehow. (don't ask me how.)
orz trying your best to keep it pg-13 i see

[minsyung]

sue me (´∀｀)

[ddankkoma]

my lawyers will be in contact shortly /fixes glasses

[minsyung]

well isn't that lovely

[ddankkoma]

hush i'm writing suchen

[kyuhyunlover3]

jongin you awkward little thing /pets him
(ofc mention dorian gray and jongin's ass)
/squishes youuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[ddankkoma]

(some things just cannot be forgotten omg)
:3 ♡

[hyperlydian]

I ENJOYED THIS SO MUCH OH MY GOSH??

cute kaisoo is like finding a kitten in a back alley and you have to take it home and take care of it bc it is so cute and hard to find, PLUS this was funny, which is like a bonus, mostly because i was jongin at school, lying in the hallways, etc

anyway this was great <3

[ddankkoma]

AUGH KITTENS ;A;
but LOL when I wrote it it sounded so improbable but somehow not impossible idgi ahh thank you for enjoying/reading though! ;~; <3