a chivalrous endeavour
anonymous
August 20 2012, 15:50:53 UTC
"Yo, wassup? I'm here to rescue you! ... And stuff."
The knight trudges into the dragon's cave sometime around noon and tosses an empty pizza box into the dragon's dustbin. He's dragging an enormous sword behind him - it's easily twice his size, though that isn't a surprise, given his tiny stature - and he appears to have tattooed his armour. He removes his helmet, running a hand through his mohawk and grinning proudly. Princess Jessica is not amused.
"Sir Jay Park at your service, here to slay one fearsome and ferocious damsel-kidnappin' dragon. But damn, you are beautiful. I just wanna know your name."
"Princess Jessica," she says, and fixes him with a very disapproving glare. "But you do realise that I've already slain the dragon and freed myself? About an hour ago, actually." She points to the still-smoking pile of dragon in the corner, a dagger stuck through its heart with frightening accuracy. The sight is gruesome. "Oh. Huh." Sir Jay blinks. "Damn. I would have been here a lot sooner if Sir Dok2 and Sir Cha Cha Malone didn't
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eeeeeee i loved this. it was so cute and funny and omg. i just loved it. i love the mentions of dok2 and cha cha wanting food and delaying their saving of her and dkngskgjnskjgnksgnsj it's just so great. /bounces about. thank you so much. ah~ my little jaysica heart is happy. ♥
Re: a chivalrous endeavour
anonymous
August 21 2012, 03:23:57 UTC
anon, this is fabulous! i'm glad you had jay bumbling around, and jessica freeing herself was also a nice touch! i was hoping someone would fill this :3
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The knight trudges into the dragon's cave sometime around noon and tosses an empty pizza box into the dragon's dustbin. He's dragging an enormous sword behind him - it's easily twice his size, though that isn't a surprise, given his tiny stature - and he appears to have tattooed his armour. He removes his helmet, running a hand through his mohawk and grinning proudly. Princess Jessica is not amused.
"Sir Jay Park at your service, here to slay one fearsome and ferocious damsel-kidnappin' dragon. But damn, you are beautiful. I just wanna know your name."
"Princess Jessica," she says, and fixes him with a very disapproving glare. "But you do realise that I've already slain the dragon and freed myself? About an hour ago, actually." She points to the still-smoking pile of dragon in the corner, a dagger stuck through its heart with frightening accuracy. The sight is gruesome.
"Oh. Huh." Sir Jay blinks. "Damn. I would have been here a lot sooner if Sir Dok2 and Sir Cha Cha Malone didn't ( ... )
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eeeeeee i loved this. it was so cute and funny and omg. i just loved it. i love the mentions of dok2 and cha cha wanting food and delaying their saving of her and dkngskgjnskjgnksgnsj it's just so great. /bounces about. thank you so much. ah~ my little jaysica heart is happy. ♥
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