Post #9.

Aug 26, 2012 22:46

Apologies for posting late! We are under new management.

Fics ( #8)

The Distraction Called Jongin (EXO, Lu Han/Kai)
The Sad Lover's Toast (SHINee, SNSD, f(x); Minho/Yuri, Minho/Amber)
Humming Urban Stereo (EXO-K, Kai/Baekhyun)
All Alone Again (Super Junior M, Kyuhyun/Zhou Mi)
The Plan (B1A4, Baro/CNU)
The Art of War (EXO, Lu Han/Kai)
A Simple Read more... )

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exo, chanyeol/baekhyun anonymous August 27 2012, 06:07:10 UTC
Wake up call, caught you in the morning
With another one in my bed
Don't you care about me anymore?
Don't you care about me? I don't think so!

Six foot tall, came without a warning
So I had to shoot him dead
He won't come around here anymore
Come around here, I don't think so!

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dispute resolution; baekhyun/chanyeol; r [1/7] anonymous September 3 2012, 15:25:47 UTC
When Baekhyun comes home from a two week business trip, exhausted from showing prospective business partners around a deer farm in Jeju-do, he’s hoping for a warm welcome home. Despite their little disagreement, Baekhyun’s hoping for Chanyeol to open the door in anticipation before Baekhyun has to keycard himself in, and maybe a nice breakfast of maple-syrup pancakes, but really, all he’s really expecting is Chanyeol sprawled across their double bed snoring his head off, because that means Chanyeol’s forgotten about their fight, and also because Chanyeol’s just superbly unromantic like that.

What he’s not expecting is Chanyeol sprawled across their double bed snoring his head off-on top of another man.

“What. The fuck.” Baekhyun drops his bag in the hallway with a thud. The man stirs. Baekhyun stares. “Chanyeol. Park Chanyeol.There’s a flurry of movement, and Chanyeol jerks awake, stretching. He lifts his head to see Baekhyun standing a metre away from the bed, slack-jawed, and Chanyeol’s eyes widen. “Baekhyun,” Chanyeol says, voice ( ... )

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dispute resolution; baekhyun/chanyeol; r [2/7] anonymous September 3 2012, 15:26:59 UTC
Missed Call From: Channie~

Baekhyun switches off his mobile phone after the 11th message and the 17th missed call. He sits at his desk listlessly, playing paper basketball with pieces of scrunched up paper and the metal bin in the corner of his office.

“Okay,” Jongin says during their lunch break, wading through an office full of yellow and white paper balls, “something’s wrong. What’s up?”

Baekhyun sighs. “Chanyeol.”

“…’s dick? Are you going to tell me about your sex life? Because you know I’m always-”

“-no.” Baekhyun places his head down on the table. “No, Chanyeol, he-he cheated on me ( ... )

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dispute resolution; baekhyun/chanyeol; r [3/7] anonymous September 3 2012, 15:28:04 UTC
Baekhyun turns his phone back on when he leaves the office ( ... )

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dispute resolution; baekhyun/chanyeol; r [4/7] anonymous September 3 2012, 15:29:03 UTC
There’s someone waiting in front of the apartment block when Baekhyun leaves for work the next morning. His heart jumps in his chest, thinking that maybe the tall figure standing in the shadows is Chanyeol, but-

“My name is Kris,” the mysterious tall figure says, “and I was in your apartment yesterday.”

Baekhyun’s heart sinks. Adonis. Kris. “I’m aware,” he deadpans, “because you were in bed naked with my boyfriend. What do you want?”

Kris shakes his head. “You’ve got it wrong. Me and Chanyeol-we didn’t sleep together.”

“Right,” Baekhyun says. “Right, and that explains why you were in bed naked with my boyfriend. Thank you, by the way, Chanyeol always needed something long and hard thrust up his ass, coz god knows he’s been spoiled enough. Maybe you taught him a thing or two.”

“You’re misunderstanding the situation,” Kris repeats slowly. “Look, about Chanyeol, he was…” Kris chuckles, hand reaching up to scratch the nape of his neck. “There was a party at college. He was pretty pissed off his face on Sunday.”

“And I’ll piss on ( ... )

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dispute resolution; baekhyun/chanyeol; r [5/7] anonymous September 3 2012, 15:30:00 UTC
Baekyun’s not normally a jealous person, but with someone like Kris back in the picture, he can’t help but feel a little-a lot-inferior. Honestly, Baekhyun wants to believe Kris’ words, wants to believe the voice from deep down telling him that that Chanyeol loves him and wouldn’t cheat on him, but he’s insecure all the same, especially since Chanyeol had actually leftBaekhyun spends the day picking apart his own flaws and second guessing himself ( ... )

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dispute resolution; baekhyun/chanyeol; r [6/7] anonymous September 3 2012, 15:30:47 UTC
Over the next few days, Baekhyun notices little things. Little things that he took for granted before, but misses now. For one, the apartment is really, really silent with just himself. A few months ago, he would’ve been fine alone, because he was alone, but he’s gotten used to Chanyeol and all his noise ( ... )

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dispute resolution; baekhyun/chanyeol; r [7/...8] anonymous September 3 2012, 15:31:52 UTC
Kris’ house is really big. Baekhyun looks up, holding his breath. Really big. And white. And shiny. Baekhyun didn’t know he could feel this inadequate as a human being, but he does now. He’s almost tempted to turn back, because Chanyeol could have this instead, but he grits his teeth and musters up the courage to knock on the door ( ... )

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dispute resolution; baekhyun/chanyeol; r [8/8] orz anonymous September 3 2012, 15:33:12 UTC
“So,” Chanyeol breathes into Baekhyun’s ear as he puts his toothbrush back into the glass cup. “That’s the last of it. And tell me, were you seriously going to buy a gun and shoot Kris in the crotch?”

“No,” Baekhyun mumbles. He pauses. “I was just going to grievously wound him, but then I realised that I was too small to do anything.”

“You’re not small where it counts,” Chanyeol mutters, and Baekhyun grins widely, licking his lips. It had taken an hour for them to get everything back to where it was, and Baekhyun thinks that maybe, if it was anything like the first time Chanyeol had moved in, they’d have time for some mucking around in a pillow fort.

“Delivery!”

Baekhyun groans. “I’ll get that.”

It’s a plain brown paper package, and the return address is Baekhyun’s office. Baekhyun squints, regarding the package with great distrust, before opening it-and lo and behold. I know you wanted this. Enjoy! the note says ( ... )

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not op anonymous September 3 2012, 16:27:37 UTC
but i loved this! funny but also sad but also qt and happy. and kai is perfect ahahahaha

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Re: not op anonymous September 4 2012, 01:00:46 UTC
;~; thank you! hehe jongin :')

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not op anonymous September 4 2012, 01:28:15 UTC
omg hahah anon! this was so funny and adorable! :)

i was half hoping baekhyun would take jongin up on that offer

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Re: not op anonymous September 4 2012, 10:47:52 UTC
thank you :') i was half tempted to make baekhyun take jongin up on that offer too but i guess dick guns are good enough

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not op #3 anonymous September 4 2012, 05:51:59 UTC
this was really cute omg and kai is a wonderful little shit :D i liked it a lot!

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Re: not op #3 anonymous September 4 2012, 10:48:44 UTC
thank you! :D kai is a wonderful little shit

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Re: dispute resolution; baekhyun/chanyeol; r [8/8] orz anonymous September 4 2012, 16:12:33 UTC
not op but i really liked your take on this prompt and i found this fic absolutely sweet :3 i love how you detail baekhyun's insecurities and selfishness but the part where he misses chanyeol's quirks is my absolute favourite! also, the enddd hehe ♥ thank you so much for writing this, it was an absolute joy to read :3

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