My brain's the strange one, not me

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You ever notice how the really weird dreams seem to be right before you get woken out of a deep sleep?  You sleep experts will correct me and say that I most likely got woken out of REM sleep, but shut up

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Yeah, I know! Plus, you know how supposedly we dream to that we can move all our recent experience into long-term memory? Well after what I experienced last night, now I understand why I can't remember anything because it's obvious that my brain is just using the time to slack off.