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On my way to work I nudged the side of the entrance to the parking lot and when I got out the rear driver side tire was hissing. Air was leaking out the side of the nozzle where the rim meets the rubber. I've nudged curbs before and this has never happened ( Read more... )

Hey, did you catch those pictures of the first American woman with a full facial transplant?


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Captain's Log, Star Date: Six-Four-Eight-Ampersand-Schwa ( Read more... )

Geemo and I caught David Sedaris in town last night. I've listened to him a few times, so I know what a whip-smart humorist he is, but his segment on NPR, "This American Life," sells him a little short.

Things I learned from the show:1) David Sedaris is gay ( Read more... )

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Dammit. I can't stop buying things from Amazon.


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If my tax return turns out to be real, that'll make two huge bulges in my pants.

Twitter is a place where people say many things, things I see and scratch my head while reading, because these things are not thoughts, but impulses.

If this is where communication is headed, that's where it's headed.

Did you know, the word 'bird' was actually once 'brid'? Truly the English language is in a perpetual state of decline!